I cannot tell you how many times I fuck these 2 up. I always think it's the other way around, so then I'll type something like, "I ran out of cleaver ideas!" or "Start by using a meat clever to chop up your chicken!" It's just getting old... and then Google will always have it's asshole comeback of, "Uhhh did you mean to CLEAVE something? You fucking idiot!?"

So I'm posting this just for me, not you! This is mine! Unless of course you too suffer from not knowing how to properly spell, in which case it is also now for you. When I hear that English is the most difficult language to learn, I BELIEVE IT!!
Or wait... is it beleave it?...