Bowser Gets the Swing of Things!

“Good morning, Lord Bowser!” “Morning Papa!” Said Kamek and Jr. As they greet Bowser at his door.

“Morning both of you. Wait. What are you doing here son?”

“Oh, I-” Kamek interrupts Jr. “He secretly listened to what we were discussing about yesterday and has decided invite himself to whatever we are going to do today.” Jr. gives Kamek an annoyed look.

“I see, if you wanted to join us you could have just asked.” He said with a bit of a laugh. “Besides now that you know what I have planned it ruins the surprise a bit” Sounding a bit upset.

“Sorry Pappa.”

“May I ask something my lord?” Askes Kamek.

“Go ahead.”

“Is there a reason why you look shinier now?” As he looks Bowser up and down.

“Why yes there is. I think my transformation is complete now! Go ahead and touch my arm and see how it feels.” As Bowser stretches his right arm out a bit for them to feel it.

Kamek and Jr. touch and feel Bowser’s arm and both notice that he feels rubbery to the touch now. As Bowser enjoys the feeling of being touched.

“Interesting.” Says Kamek. “Woah!” Exclaims Jr. “You seem to have proper control of your powers now.”

“I have control of my body stretching specifically. We have much more to learn about. Oh yeah! Watch this!” Bowser retracts his arm.

He grabs onto his side and stretches it then lets go of it causing it to snap back, smack! Causing him to wince a bit.

“So are you like made of rubber now Dad?” Asks Jr. Bowser thinks for a second.

“I think so?” Sounding a bit unsure in himself.

“I personally think that’s most certainly the case Lord Bowser!”

“Hm…”

“With all of that out of the way, what shall we do first my Rubbery Lord?”

“I’d like to do some stretch tests first then… lets see if I’m actually made of rubber now by doing some bounce tests. I do like the sound of rubbery lord but it’s not quite it.” As he puts his hand on his chin to think.

“Understood! Shall we head back to your airship then my…”

“Lord Rubber Bowser!” Bowser exclaims in a eureka moment. “Uh, yes we’ll use my airship again.” Seemingly a bit embarrassed by his outburst.

“Ha ha ha ha ha! Lets go then!” Jr. says after a laugh.

They all head to his airship. Along the way Bowser makes his tail longer both to try stretching his tail for the first time and to his sons request to stretch a part of his body for him. Jr. has fun with playing with his long tail much to Bowser’s own enjoyment. They arrive at the airship. (Bowser’s tail is back to normal at this point)

“Now that we are here what do you want to first then?” Kamek asks Bowser.

“I’ll be freely stretching out my body across my airship so, the two of you can watch if you want and I’ll let you know if I need any help.”

“Understood my Stretchyness.” “Awww, ok papa.”

Kamek heads to the helm of the ship to get a better view of things, while Jr. seems to run off somewhere.

“Where are you going young lord Jr.?” Asks Kamek.

“I’m just going to grab something real quick, be right back!”

“Alright, see you later!” Bowser shouted. “Weird, he really wanted to be here for this.” Bowser thought to himself.

Bowser walks around for a moment thinking of what to do first when he gets to the center mast puts his hand on it and looks up. He smiles knowing what he wants to do first.

“Since the ship is docked, now might be the best time to climb up there while the propellers aren’t spinning. So, lets get to stretching!”

Bowser starts to stretch his legs as he starts his climb up the center mast of his airship. He manages to keep himself upright for a while that is until he starts to lose his balance in the wind. “Woah!” He manages to catch himself on the mast. After he takes a moment to steady himself, he resumes his climb back up. This time holding onto the mast as he stretches his way up.

After a while Bowser finally reaches the crows nest at the top and flops into it, breathing heavily from his long climb up. When he finishes catching his breath he finally notices what his legs are feeling. He sits himself up onto the edge of the railing and looks down. Bowser sees his extraordinarily long legs hanging off the edge swaying in the wind.

“Wow! This feels… quite nice. It’s almost relaxing in a way.”

As he looks around taking in the view of the entirety of the docks from up there. He closes his eyes and enjoys the moment and the feeling of his legs swaying in the wind. After the moment passes he looks at the front mast and gets his next idea.

Bowser takes his right leg and wraps some of it around his left leg and retracts his right leg to pull up his left leg up, which actually works. After a few minutes he has both of his feet up there with him. He makes a lasso with his leg somehow and throws it at the top of the front mast, he misses. After taking a while to retrieve his leg Bowser Jr. returns not in his but his dad’s Koopa Clown Car.

“Hey Dad, I’m back! What you doing?”

“I’m trying to use this *holds up his lasso leg* to get to over there.” He points to the top of the front mast.

“You want me to help you get it over there for you?”

“Hm… how about you go near the mast and be ready to catch it if I miss again.”

“Alright!” Jr. flies over and gets into position.

Bowser tires again and misses again, Jr. retrieves his leg for another throw. After several throws he finally makes it! Bowser confirms that he has a firm grip before he says.

“Finally, we got it! Now it’s time to do this!”

As Bowser stands on the railing of the center mast, he lets his leg return to its normal shape. Unfortunately for him his leg had plenty of slack to it so… He essentially slingshots himself through the air spinning around a bit and slams face first upside down into the top of the front mast.

His leg comes free as he slides down the mast into the crows nest.

“Dad are you ok!?”

Jr. hops out and helps to pry off his dad from the mast. When Bowser is pried free Jr. sees his dad’s face and stomach are thoroughly flattened.

“Woah! Um…”

“What’s wrong!? Did something happen to me?” Bowser sakes Jr.

“Your face and-”

“What’s wrong with my face!?” He interrupts.

He checks his face to see what’s wrong with it only to realize that it’s not only flat but is concaved. He also notices his stomach and chest are also flat much like his face.

“Well… apart from this *as he points to his flattened parts* I’m actually ok.”

“Does it feel weird?” Jr. asks.

“It does a bit. Wait let me try something.”

Bowser walks up to the mast and puts his flat face on the mast making a perfect fit!

“Can I feel it?” Asks Jr.

“My stomach not my face.”

“Ok.”

Bowser’s stomach feels very smooth to the touch to Jr. While Bowser feels his hand run across him and causing him to recoil from how sensitive it is.

“OK! That’s enough of that.” As he puts his thumb in his mouth and blows, causing everything to pop back to normal. “Now let’s try this!”

Bowser stretches his arms back out to the center mast and grabs onto it. He more carefully this time pulls himself to the mast and lands in the crows nest with out slamming into the mast. Getting a large confidence boost he begins to swing and climb around the airship getting the swing of things for the better part of an hour.

Bowser finishes off with grabbing onto the back mast and spins his way down it his arm wrapping around it all the way down. He lands near Kamek.

“You seem to have gotten the hang of things my Stretchyness.” Says Kamek.

“I most certainly have Kamek!” He says while looking at his arm as he pulls it off the mast.

“Papas powers are the coolest!” Jr. chimes in.

“It would seem so.” Says Kamek. “Of course they are!” Bowser exclaimed.

“I’m ready to move onto the bounce test now Kamek.” As he finishes retrieving his arm.

“Would you like to do it here or elsewhere my lord?”

“Here will do.”

“That means we can finally use this!” As Jr. points to Bowser’s koopa clown car that he brought here.

“Is that why you ran off then came back then?” Asks Kamek.

“Yep!”

“Well done my son!” Bowser says while rubbing the top of Jr.’s head. “Now shall we begin?”

“Yeah!” Cheers Jr. “Right away then.” Says Kamek.

Kamek pulls out there broom while Bowser and Jr. hop into the clown car and they all fly up. Once high enough Bowser hops out and starts falling to the ground retreating into his shell just in case. After falling through the air he feels himself slam into the deck of the airship, he then feels a crushing sensation. The feeling goes away really quickly as he bounces off the deck and into the air, going off the ship.

“AAAAAHHHHH!!!”

Jr. and Kamek see him jump, go into his shell, bounce off of the deck, then fly off of the ship, and see him continue to bounce further and further away.

“Papa!” “My Lord!” They shout as they chase after him.

Follow that Bouncing Bowser!

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