Rubber Bowser’s Fun Begins!

As Kamek leads Bowser through his castle Bowser comes back to reality and askes Kamek.

“Where are you taking me to Kamek?”

“We are heading to the airship docks my lord.”

“That’s my Stretchy Lord Kamek! And why the airship docks may I ask?”

“Well… the docks are in an open area and one of airships should have plenty of room for you to say stretch your legs!” As he does that face you make when you tell a bad joke complete with elbow jabs.

“He ha! I see that you’ve already thought things through! Then we shall use my personal airship!”

“Really my stretchy lord?”

“My airship is bigger so there should be much more room on the deck to work with.” As he gets a wild grin on his face. Seemingly getting new ideas.

“You seem to have something in mind my stretchy lord.” “I’m still not used to calling him that.” He thinks to himself.

“I will be waiting for you on my airship once you’ve gathered some of my minions for what I have in mind. Get at least two that can fly, three that have some muscle to them, and some tape measures.”

“I shall get to that right away when we get there my stretchy lord.” Bowser nods.

They arrive to a large set of doors that open to the airship docks. Kamek flies up to the door to open it for Bowser, but Bowser interjects and says.

“Let me at least try the door myself first.”

“Pardon my haste.” As he drifts away from the door.

As Bowser approaches the doors he again tries to move his arms, but he seems to still be unable to move them. Bowser steps back from the doors with a defeated and embarrassed look on his face.

“I still need you to get the door for me.” He sheepishly askes.

“Not a problem my stretchy lord!” As he gives an exaggerated bow.

Bowser rolls his eyes and sighs at that. Kamek opens the doors for Bowser. Bowser enters in and his minions that are nearby immediately stand at attention but then quickly look shocked and confused after they see his long arms trailing behind him.

Bowser proceeds to proudly head to his airship while letting all his minions get a good look at him and his long arms. While Kamek flies around gathering what and who he has requested for. Bowser approaches his airship and is noticed by the koopa that is guarding it.

“Lord bowser! Wh- What happened to your arms!?” He exclaimed.

“Something wonderful!” He says with a smile and a wink.

“Oh, really?”

“I will be using my airship for the time being. It is going to remained docked here so there is no need to take off.”

“Understood my lord!” As he gives a salute.

“It’s my Stretchy Lord from now on! You will also remain here on your post. Understood?”

“Yes and yes my stretchy lord!”

“Good.”

Bowser now gets onto his airship as the koopa standing guard watches Bowser’s arms drag across the ground in front of him being thoroughly confused by everything that’s happening right now. As Bowser’s moves across the deck, he can feel his arms go across each and every plank causing him to chuckle to himself a bit.

While Bowser is waiting for Kamek he takes a moment to try to move his arms one more time, but it still doesn’t work.

“Why can’t I control my arms!” He angerly grumbles to himself. “Okay, okay, lets try a different approach then.” As he calms himself down a bit. “My hands aren’t different so I should be able to move them just fine so...”

Bowser takes a moment to focus on his hands and not ignore what his arms are feeling but lets it fade into the back of his mind, closing his eyes in the process as he focuses. As he does so he can clearly feel his hands now and tries moving them. He successfully moves his hands! He opens his eyes and sees his hands moving properly! “YES! It worked! It actually worked!”

“What has worked my Stretchyness?” As Kamek arrives with who he has requested including Roy and Mortin.

“Kamek look at this!” He says excitedly.

Bowser has his hands drag themselves across the deck towards Kamek. Everyone present is just standing there in shock at what they are seeing while Kamek says.

“Well done my Stretchyness! You’ve seemed to have already gained some control over your new powers!”

“Why yes I have!” He puffs out his chest a bit. Being all proud of himself.

“So what did you want to do my stretchy lord?”

“I would like to first see how long my arms currently are. So I’ll have the two of you (as he looks at the two para koopas) straighten out my arms so Kamek can properly measure them.”

“Right away Bowser!” They reply.

“Understood.” Kamek replies.

The para koopas each grab Bowser’s hands and begin to gently pull on them to straighten them out. Causing Bowser to hold in his laughter as he finds this surprisingly ticklish. Kamek pulls out a pair of tape measures and makes them float and move with the para koopas with his magic. Once they pull his arms to their full length the tape measures start to measure. Once they stop Kamek says to the para koopas.

“What do they say on them!?”

They both reply with. “About 30 feet!” (or a little bit over 9 meters)

“Excellent!” Shouts bowser.

“Would you like them pull them longer?”

“Hm… not yet. I’ll actually be taking your suggestion from earlier.” As looks at Kamek with a smile.

“Oh really my stretchy lord!?” Sounding a little worried now.

“Yes! You two down there keep holding onto my arms for now!”

“Understood!”

“Roy, Morton, you two grab onto my legs and you hold onto me to keep me in place.” Looking at the larger minion. “The goal is to pull my legs until they are as long as my arms!” As Bowser sits on the deck.

Roy and Mortin exchange a “what the heck look” with each other and say along with the larger minion.

“Alright Lord Bowser!” Bowser decides to let that one slide.

Everyone gets into position and is now ready for Bowser’s signal to start.

“Start pulling, NOW!” They start to pulling on his legs while he is held down. As his legs actually start stretching! “Yes! It’s working!” As Bowser looks on with glee.

Roy and Mortin look at each other amazed by what they are seeing. They pull his legs all the way to end of the tape measures making them 30 feet long like his arms. After the stretching of his legs, he could feel the same thing he felt when his arms first stretched. The para koopas put down his arms alongside his legs as everyone else lets go of Bowser.

Bowser again took a moment to take in another enormous wave of sensory input. After taking a moment to process he now properly gets a good look at his long arms and now legs laid out on the deck in front of him.

“Well done everyone!” He said happily. “Now let me see if I can…” He closes his eyes and takes a moment to focus on his feet much like his hands and successfully moves them right away this time. “Ah ha! Now all I have to do is figure out how to move my arms and legs and not just my hands and feet.”

“Is there anything else you’d like us to do for you my stretchy lord?”

“Yes, there is! Escort me to my quarters on my ship and leave me by myself for the rest of the day. I’d like to get a sense of things for myself alone.”

“Understood my Stretchyness! Everyone, let’s get Stretchy Lord Bowser moving now!” As the tape measures retract.

They all pick up and carry Bowser to his chambers and as instructed by Bowser place his body on his stomach and facing him towards the foot of the bed so he could see anyone enter if they dare. His arms and legs are placed around him on the floor like four piles of coiled rope. They all leave him alone and with one of the tape measures as to his request.

As he lies alone on the bed he closes his eyes and simply relaxes and enjoys the feeling of his outstretched limbs in peace. Allowing himself to get used to and adjust to his body being like this. He relaxes a little too much and falls asleep retracting at least his head and tail into his shell.

Goodnight Rubber Bowser.

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