It's Christmas Eve and some sock eating snakes are currently stuffing their stomachs with stinky Christmas Time Slipper Socks. I, in particular, enjoy the smooth and fluffy feelings of slipping the socks down my throat as I eat, even the inside out socks. Of course, all slipper socks feasted upon have fluffy insides, and while some of the socks are also fluffy on the outside, the insides of all of the socks are fluffier, which I definitely enjoy. As for the color of the insides of these socks, the ones for men are black while the ones for ladies are white, not that matters since they're all equally edible to a sock eater and the sweaty ones proving tastier. By the time I finish this particular feast, my stomach will be really bulging from every single swallowed sock as of I ate one big meal. Some sock eating snakes will digest their socks whenever possible whereas others will be regurgitating their feast by the time Christmas passes by, but all will have a merry little Christmas to remember.

Eric © me