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Cryptozoology, literally means the study of hidden animals. Those creatures unknown to science, or surviving pre-historic relics.
But what of those animals so pointless, so worthless, so......CRAP that science just doesn't want to know, and remain hidden more from a sense of acute embarrasment than anything else?
Welcome to the shadowy world of Craptozoology.
Giant, monsterous cats in the wilds of Britain are not a new phenomenon. They feature in Arthurian myth and Alien (or Anomalous) Big Cat sightings seem to be on the rise. Opinion as to the true nature of these mystery felines is divided.
Some argue that they were released after the Dangerous Wild Animals Act 1976 came into force, and that breeding populations have been established, or that they are relics of some Ice Age native fauna, or even Faerie or Shadow-cats.
The most notorious of these is the fabled 'Beast of Exmoor', but the most infamous is the Beast of Eczema.
This scaby, red, raw itchy monster feline haunts lonely moors and forests in Western england, the only sign of it's existence being a frantic scratching sound, accompanied by a low growl, until it pounces on innocent hikers and shepherds with a cry of " FOR GOD'S SAKE, GIMMIE SOME HYDROCORTISONE!!!!!" before slinking back into the night.
Furthermore, certain bug-eyed, badbling druid types propose that the pre-histotic standing stones littering the British Isles were erected by cat-worshiping shamans and originally wrapped in rope to serve as scratching posts.
But what of those animals so pointless, so worthless, so......CRAP that science just doesn't want to know, and remain hidden more from a sense of acute embarrasment than anything else?
Welcome to the shadowy world of Craptozoology.
Giant, monsterous cats in the wilds of Britain are not a new phenomenon. They feature in Arthurian myth and Alien (or Anomalous) Big Cat sightings seem to be on the rise. Opinion as to the true nature of these mystery felines is divided.
Some argue that they were released after the Dangerous Wild Animals Act 1976 came into force, and that breeding populations have been established, or that they are relics of some Ice Age native fauna, or even Faerie or Shadow-cats.
The most notorious of these is the fabled 'Beast of Exmoor', but the most infamous is the Beast of Eczema.
This scaby, red, raw itchy monster feline haunts lonely moors and forests in Western england, the only sign of it's existence being a frantic scratching sound, accompanied by a low growl, until it pounces on innocent hikers and shepherds with a cry of " FOR GOD'S SAKE, GIMMIE SOME HYDROCORTISONE!!!!!" before slinking back into the night.
Furthermore, certain bug-eyed, badbling druid types propose that the pre-histotic standing stones littering the British Isles were erected by cat-worshiping shamans and originally wrapped in rope to serve as scratching posts.
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Feline (Other)
Size 1280 x 905px
File Size 132.5 kB
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