Where are you staying?
At a sloppy motel a couple of kilometers to the south of the event: expecting a shower murder scene everyday.

Means of transportation?
Train to Stockholm, walking the distance between the events and my room.

Sharing a room with:
Me, myself, and a bottle of sweet sweet Passoa.

What is your gender?
Did you just assume that I have a gender? #OffendedMale

Relationship Status:
Single, unless being married to the muse of procrastination counts.

How old are you?
24, and counting.

How tall are you?
172 cm, as short and deadly as a hidden shiv. Fight me.

Which languages do you speak?
Swedish, English, and French to some extent. Et toi?

Have you been to Sweden before?
Oh absolutely, for the past 24 years I have lived here. It's a nice country. I look forward to my next visit here.

Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Attending various events, most likely art related. Otherwise, I'd like to see what the bar has to offer.

Who will you be with?
A couple of friends. (I don't have any friends)

Do you do free art?
Depends on the subject of said art.

Do you do trades?
I would, if I could be bothered.

Do you do commissions?
Maybe in the future. As of now, I don't really have a good setup to receive payments.

Do you have prints/CDs?
Nein.

What suit(s) will you have?
None. I will come naked. (You wish!)

Can I dance with you?
Sweetie, you can dance with me if you can manage to keep up with these moves of mine.

Can I touch you?
Only if I get to choose where.

Can I talk to you?
We are talking right now, aren't we? Against my will, I should add, but that won't be stopping you, will it?

Can I hug you?
Yes, but remember that my ass is for sitting, not for grabbing.

Can I take photos of you/with you?
Only if the spirit of my dead grandpa is allowed to materialize in the background.

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Now you are speaking my language. However, the correct translation would be: Can I buy you as many drinks as you want? Yes. Yes, you can.

Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Drinking, yes. Smoking, no.

Can I give you lots of money?
You gonna give me an offer I can't refuse?

Can we hang out?
We could MAKE out. But no tongues, I have a tendency to bite.

Are you nice?
Some people may say that I come off as moody, irritable, and rude; but those people are just plain stupid.

Other cons you may go to?
Not having anything else planned right now. Need to conserve cash and energy. Maybe NärCon in summer.

Attending any events?
Art and music.

How can I find you at the con?
At any art or music related event. Otherwise, I'd recommend that you check the bar. Or underneath it...

Can we go out for a dinner?
You buying? Deal!

Are you buying art?
Most likely not, but I am rather spontaneous, so things might change on the spot. Hey look, a bird!

What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
That you will never see me coming.

What is the best way to contact you?
Telegram: ThatSicklyPup
Discord: Th̶at̶S̵ickly̶P̴u̵p#2048
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThatSicklyPup
Facebook: What are you, a creep? Beat it!

May I kidnap you to my room?
You are in no position to ask me that when you are abducted to MY room.

You look pretty tired, are you ok?
No, this is the face I always have when asked such a question.

Can I invite you to parties?
You don't invite me. I will be there whether you like it or not.

Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
No. Only stalkers allowed. Makes it more exciting. My life is so dull.

I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
I knew that this was going to haunt me eventually. Look, I've told people a thousand times over. I have no idea how those ducks ended up in my backpack. I did not steal them! They just happened to be there! And they were really cute ducks too!