I draw art and I'm quite a good writer but always have room to improve.

I'm Agnostic. I mean I still believe in God. But I just think its not as black and white as some faiths make it, plus a lot of it has been twisted by people. Anyway, God bless if you believe in god, if not, have a good one.

Some of my favourite quotes:-

'Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't see ya, the third will be my crotch, my god, you punched me in the crotch.' Dr Perry Cox - Scrubs

'Now, normally I don't listen to Clara, or my doctor, but her story was giving me a good feeling in my lumpy, lumpy testicle.' ~ Captain Hero ~ Drawn Together

'And then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flame and cheese. I LIKE CHEESE!' - GIR - Invader Zim

'I don't spank my kids, don't need to, I find waving the gun around get the point across well enough.' - Denis Leary

'And so God said, put on the fucking hat. Put it on you pussy. I'm god, I say its hat time.' - Eric Riley Moore

'How shall we fuck off, O'Lord?' - John Cleese - Monty Pythons Life Of Brian

'Where are you gonna live dad?'
'You know the Four Seasons? Well, I'll be experiencing them first hand, because I'm living in the park.' - Lisa and Homer - The Simpsons

'STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!' ~ Jim Carry ~ Liar, Liar

'Step into my office.'
'Why?'
'Cause you're fucking fired!' ~ Ben Stiller and hitchhiker ~ There's Something About Mary

'I need a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got the right man?'
'By a strange coincidence, you do sir...' ~ Kelsey Grammar & Rip Torn ~ Down Periscope

'My mother always used to tell me, little Gatsy, its not the number of cocks you have its what you do with them.'
'Yes, good mum your mum, and she knew cock.'
'Yeah, Gatsy's mum's hey, god her rest soul... Oh, she's not dead, just dirty.' ~ Scod, Yon and Gatsey ~ Tripod

'When I was young if someone brandished a shrink gun he got a little respect... SHRINK GUN!' ~ Reducto ~ Harvey Birdman Atterney at Law

'Whats he got that I haven't got?'
'Your girlfriend!' ~ Edd Egg & Straight Guy ~ Apocalxmas Pt 2

'But sir, its artistic license! Its willing suspension of disbelief!'
'I'm not having anyone staring in disbelief at my willy suspension!' ~Hugh Lorie & Rowin Atkinson ~ Blackadder season 4

'Its 160 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses.'
'Hit it.' ~ Jake & Elwood Blues ~ The Blues Brothers

'Okay, we've combined both knobs into one convenient nipple. I'm sorry, nipple. I'm sorry, nipple. I'm sorry!' Phil ~ Better Off Ted season 2

"Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy. Its about taking chubby girls who work at Kinko's and lacing them up in corsets so tight their bosom jumps out and says 'Howdy!'"
"Bosoms wouldn't have said 'Howdy!' in the 15th century. If anything they would have said, 'Huzzah!'"
"I don't care what the bosoms say, Sheldon, I just want to be apart of the conversation." Sheldon & Howard ~ Big Bang Theory season 2

"Oh great! Now we've stolen two babies!"
"Now is not the time, we must run with the speed of a thousand gazelles!" Frank and Col ~ The Adventures of Lano & Woodley season 2

"If anybody wants me, I'll be in the angry dome!" ~ Professor Farnsworth ~ Futurama season 5

"Wow, that was easy. Why, I imagine young impressionable people could easily steal sodas from a vending machine too... Do it! Do it now! Stick it to the man!" ~ Duckman Season 4

"Mama. Death from above. SPARE RIBS!? WHOSE COOKING SPARE RIBS!?! Your clothes, give them to me. I see cheese and crackers. Aaaaa, that's the end of roud two. Sam? Sam is it you? I'll take Paul Lynn to block, Peter." ~ Max ~ Sam & Max: Freelance Police

"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, dose not try it on." ~ Billy Connolly

"I don't want a seeing eye dog. Cause anytime someone sees me they'll just think, 'Oh, here comes the blind guy and his dog.'
What do you think they say now? Here comes Tiger Woods and his nine iron?"~ Bob and Jake ~ Becker

"And like a midget at a urinal, I was going to need to stay on my toes." ~ Frank Drummund ~ Naked Gun 33 & 1/3

"Everybody make room on the dance floor! Because I'm full of shrimp and need to lie down." ~ King Zog ~ Disenchantment


<3MATED<3 & MARRIED 24/6/2017

- I make a-da moving pictures!
- Born and bread down under, and proud of it!
- Proud leader of the madness >:3
- Its true, I do. My mate only though.
- I is orange. Is true.
- SKA forever man.
- Merk-i-plerrrr lurrrrvvvvv
- Hey, I'm grump!
- Top of the mornin' to you ladies!
- I'm a dingone dingo yo!
- Nothing violent, but if you want to say something weird and creepy on my pictures, go right for it!