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General | Posted 16 years agoIt's your god, your religion, YOU go to hell!
XD
And on that, we cue the music:
Knights of Cydonia - Muse
Play safe, kids.
XD
And on that, we cue the music:
Knights of Cydonia - Muse
Play safe, kids.
Why I don't like valentines...
General | Posted 18 years ago..because they are 2 day after my birthday, so everyone forgets about it :P
Yeah, since the 12th I'm 21 >.>''
I feel old x3
Yeah, since the 12th I'm 21 >.>''
I feel old x3
I cost $3895 a night
General | Posted 18 years agoFrom 
smexydemfox
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[] Green - $75
[x] Blue $50
[] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45
Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[X]First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $100
[] fourth born - $100
[] fifth born - $100
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends500 - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
Vision?
[] perfect vision -$300
[x] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1
Car(s) Color
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[x] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0
[] Other - $ 50
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[]12.5 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $550
Favorite Color:
[] Black - $450
[x] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[] on some - $550
Total : $3895
smexydemfoxNatural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[] Green - $75
[x] Blue $50
[] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45
Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[X]First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $100
[] fourth born - $100
[] fifth born - $100
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends500 - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
Vision?
[] perfect vision -$300
[x] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1
Car(s) Color
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[x] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0
[] Other - $ 50
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[]12.5 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $550
Favorite Color:
[] Black - $450
[x] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[] on some - $550
Total : $3895
Nowosc
General | Posted 18 years agoW koncu odwazylem sie na nowego avka... hmm, moglby byc lepszy, ale narazie mi starczy ^^'
My Bar Tab Is $935
General | Posted 18 years agoThis is real fun to do!
The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someones food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (extra points $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
have you ever has sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex wile your partner where a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been wiped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or pattal in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had some one come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut your self on purpose -- $100
Cut some one else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one $10 Add $10 if they drank it
Been pissed on $15 add $20 if you drank it
Shit on some one $20 add $25 if they ate it
Been shit on $25 add $50 if you ate it
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked wile having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich wile having sex -- $50
Slapped some one across the face wile fucking them-- $100
If ever shoved a candle up some ones ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked some one wile they where crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked you're own cum out of a guys ass -- $200
If you took this test and where completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planed to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
stolen from so many people
The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someones food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (extra points $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
have you ever has sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex wile your partner where a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been wiped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or pattal in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had some one come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut your self on purpose -- $100
Cut some one else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one $10 Add $10 if they drank it
Been pissed on $15 add $20 if you drank it
Shit on some one $20 add $25 if they ate it
Been shit on $25 add $50 if you ate it
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked wile having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich wile having sex -- $50
Slapped some one across the face wile fucking them-- $100
If ever shoved a candle up some ones ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked some one wile they where crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked you're own cum out of a guys ass -- $200
If you took this test and where completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planed to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
stolen from so many people
100 mysli nad zlewem...
General | Posted 18 years ago ...parafrazujac poczatek pewnej plyty:
Warning/Uwaga/Achtung!
The views and prssented are totally fucked, and are not necessarly the thoughts of anyone or anything, however the opinions expressed here are not to be taken lightly. You have been warned. Mam prawdopodobnie totalnie neerowno pod sufitem a takze zapedy pseudfilozoficzne i psychologiczne. Now comment this:
Niezbadane sa pory, miejsca i godziny o ktorych nachodza czlowieka mysli. W moim wypadku, najczesciej mysle nad zlewem, myjac naczynia czy sprzatajac kuchnie w ten czy inny sposob. W tle leci zazwyczaj albo AntyRadio, albo program drugi polskiego radia bodajrze, czyli muzyka klasyczna itd. Ale, jakie wiec to mysli? Coz, zazwyczaj sto jeden sposobow na przedstawienie swej racji w dyskusji ktora juz sie odbyla, albo moze sie kiedys odbyc [choc malo prawdopodobne]. Nie wiem czemu nachodza mnie w takim miejscu. Siak czy inaczej, jestem w stanie wymyslic wiele logicznych i zasadniczych wywodow, teorii, analiz. Ale i tak wiem, ze na duzo sie one nie zdaja.
Moim glownym przeciwnikiem w tych dyskusjach, jak i adresatem sa oczywiscie moi najblizsi - glownie rodzice, bo kto by zyl z nimi bezkonfliktowo. Niestety, oni nie potrafia ze mna dyskutowac. Pierwszy powod, to odwieczna choroba kazdego starszego pokolenia: 'broda czyni medrca'. Mimo, iz zdaza mi sie miec racje, a nawet czasami mam racje, nikt po fakcie tego nie przyzna. 'bo powiedziales cos innego'. Ale zblizonego. Bo glownym problemem nie jest to, co sie mowi, ani co ludzie mowia. Glownym problemem wielu jest to, ze nikt ne zastanawia sie dlaczego ktos cos powiedzial. Dla wielu, wazniejsze jest to, co czlowiek powiedzial
Coz, uwazam ze czasami rowniez wpadam w schemat, ale zawsze staram sie, nawet po fakcie, analizowac slowa ludzi. Nawet jezeli bylo to pojedyncze slowo. 'chwile', 'poczekaj'. Ale zastanawiam sie nad znaczeniem i podtekstem. Przez godzine. Moze przez tydzien, oczywiscie nie bez przerwy. Ale najpewniej, nad zlewem...
Warning/Uwaga/Achtung!
The views and prssented are totally fucked, and are not necessarly the thoughts of anyone or anything, however the opinions expressed here are not to be taken lightly. You have been warned. Mam prawdopodobnie totalnie neerowno pod sufitem a takze zapedy pseudfilozoficzne i psychologiczne. Now comment this:
Niezbadane sa pory, miejsca i godziny o ktorych nachodza czlowieka mysli. W moim wypadku, najczesciej mysle nad zlewem, myjac naczynia czy sprzatajac kuchnie w ten czy inny sposob. W tle leci zazwyczaj albo AntyRadio, albo program drugi polskiego radia bodajrze, czyli muzyka klasyczna itd. Ale, jakie wiec to mysli? Coz, zazwyczaj sto jeden sposobow na przedstawienie swej racji w dyskusji ktora juz sie odbyla, albo moze sie kiedys odbyc [choc malo prawdopodobne]. Nie wiem czemu nachodza mnie w takim miejscu. Siak czy inaczej, jestem w stanie wymyslic wiele logicznych i zasadniczych wywodow, teorii, analiz. Ale i tak wiem, ze na duzo sie one nie zdaja.
Moim glownym przeciwnikiem w tych dyskusjach, jak i adresatem sa oczywiscie moi najblizsi - glownie rodzice, bo kto by zyl z nimi bezkonfliktowo. Niestety, oni nie potrafia ze mna dyskutowac. Pierwszy powod, to odwieczna choroba kazdego starszego pokolenia: 'broda czyni medrca'. Mimo, iz zdaza mi sie miec racje, a nawet czasami mam racje, nikt po fakcie tego nie przyzna. 'bo powiedziales cos innego'. Ale zblizonego. Bo glownym problemem nie jest to, co sie mowi, ani co ludzie mowia. Glownym problemem wielu jest to, ze nikt ne zastanawia sie dlaczego ktos cos powiedzial. Dla wielu, wazniejsze jest to, co czlowiek powiedzial
Coz, uwazam ze czasami rowniez wpadam w schemat, ale zawsze staram sie, nawet po fakcie, analizowac slowa ludzi. Nawet jezeli bylo to pojedyncze slowo. 'chwile', 'poczekaj'. Ale zastanawiam sie nad znaczeniem i podtekstem. Przez godzine. Moze przez tydzien, oczywiscie nie bez przerwy. Ale najpewniej, nad zlewem...
100 question meme out of boredom. [stolen from Strider Orion
General | Posted 19 years ago1. How old will you be in five years? 25
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Adam, Lucas
3. How tall are you? 187cm
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Beeing home
5. What's the last movie you saw? If it counts, Battlestar galactica
6. Who was the last person you called? Gryfek ^^
7. Who was the last person to call you? Adam -.-''
8. What was the last text message you received? A friend asking me if I'm still sleep
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? Custumer's center... about a missed payment >.<''
10. Do you prefer to call or text? Text
11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Killing murlocks
12. Are your parents married/divorced? Married
13. When did you last see your mom? 2 weeks ago today.
14. What color are your eyes? Blue
15. What time did you wake up today? Noon
16. What are you wearing right now? Jeans, dark tshirt
17. What is your favorite Christmas song? Merry F*cking Xmas
18. Where is your favorite place to be? Seaside
19. Where is your least favorite place to be? Dentist's chair >.<''
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Greecce
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? Somewhere
22. Do you tan or burn? I burn
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Spiders
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? Bits and pices with Pablo Francisco
25. How many TVs do you have in your house? 3
26. How big is your bed? A litle to small
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? Desktop
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Without, when I can
29. What color are your sheets? Red
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2-4
31. What is your favorite season? Autumn
33. What do you like about winter? That it looks so wonderful sometimes
34. What do you like about the summer? Warm nights
35. What do you like about spring? Flowers, the deep green
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in? I'm from Poland, duuh :P
37. What cities/towns have you lived in? Mierzecice, Przysucha, Krakow
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? Bare feet
39. Are you a social person? No
40. What was the last thing you ate? Scrambled egs
41. What is your favorite restaurant? I haven't been to many.. but there's that one bar, on the road frok Krakow to Katowice.
42. What is your favorite ice cream? Italian... but real italian, made in italy and bought there!
43. What is your favorite dessert? The ones I make myslef.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup? Cucumber soup.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? ???
46. Do you like Chinese food? Dunno, didn't try
47. Do you like coffee? No
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? Two or three
49. What do you drink in the morning? Coke x3
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? No, I usually sleep across the bed x3
52. Do you know how to play poker? No.
53. Do you like to cuddle? A lot.
54. Have you ever been to Canada? No
55. Do you have an addictive personality? Nope.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often? At home.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? Four or five.
59. Do you want kids? Don't mind them.
60. Do you speak any other languages? English x3.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches? No?
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Ocean
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats? Window.
65. Do you know how to drive stick? Yes.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Books.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? Silver bracelet, 'our star'.
68. What is your favorite TV show? Top gear.
69. Can you roll your tongue? Yup.
70. Who is the funniest person you know? Good question.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? World up//Hard rock hallelujah//[sms: Chrono Trigger Lucca theme].
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? No.
74. What red object is closest to you right now? If it counts, my boxers.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? Yes.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Opened.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bear.
78. Do you flirt a lot? Sadly, yes, but I fight it.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Nothing
80. What is your favorite food? Young potatoes, cucumber salad and roast chicken
81. Can you change the oil on a car? Dunno.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? No.
83. Have you ever run out of gas? No.
84. What is your usual bedtime? 12 PM - 3 AM
85. What was the last book you read? Left Hand of Darkness
86. Do you read the newspaper? A weekly one
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No
89. Do you watch soap operas? Hell no!
90. Do you dance in the car? No
91. What radio station did you last listen to? NHBRadio, AntyRadio
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? None near me in the dorm. In home, my family.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? Game stuff :P
94. What is your favorite candle scent? Orange
95. What is your favorite board game? WoW... if I'll ever get one x3.
97. When was the last time you attended church? My brothers 'bierzmowanie'.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school? Professor Rau. Hard, bur a great guy.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? 3 weeks. I hated it.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you? Gryfek :*
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? Adam, Lucas
3. How tall are you? 187cm
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Beeing home
5. What's the last movie you saw? If it counts, Battlestar galactica
6. Who was the last person you called? Gryfek ^^
7. Who was the last person to call you? Adam -.-''
8. What was the last text message you received? A friend asking me if I'm still sleep
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? Custumer's center... about a missed payment >.<''
10. Do you prefer to call or text? Text
11. What were you doing at 12am last night? Killing murlocks
12. Are your parents married/divorced? Married
13. When did you last see your mom? 2 weeks ago today.
14. What color are your eyes? Blue
15. What time did you wake up today? Noon
16. What are you wearing right now? Jeans, dark tshirt
17. What is your favorite Christmas song? Merry F*cking Xmas
18. Where is your favorite place to be? Seaside
19. Where is your least favorite place to be? Dentist's chair >.<''
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Greecce
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? Somewhere
22. Do you tan or burn? I burn
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Spiders
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? Bits and pices with Pablo Francisco
25. How many TVs do you have in your house? 3
26. How big is your bed? A litle to small
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? Desktop
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Without, when I can
29. What color are your sheets? Red
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2-4
31. What is your favorite season? Autumn
33. What do you like about winter? That it looks so wonderful sometimes
34. What do you like about the summer? Warm nights
35. What do you like about spring? Flowers, the deep green
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in? I'm from Poland, duuh :P
37. What cities/towns have you lived in? Mierzecice, Przysucha, Krakow
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? Bare feet
39. Are you a social person? No
40. What was the last thing you ate? Scrambled egs
41. What is your favorite restaurant? I haven't been to many.. but there's that one bar, on the road frok Krakow to Katowice.
42. What is your favorite ice cream? Italian... but real italian, made in italy and bought there!
43. What is your favorite dessert? The ones I make myslef.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup? Cucumber soup.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? ???
46. Do you like Chinese food? Dunno, didn't try
47. Do you like coffee? No
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? Two or three
49. What do you drink in the morning? Coke x3
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? No, I usually sleep across the bed x3
52. Do you know how to play poker? No.
53. Do you like to cuddle? A lot.
54. Have you ever been to Canada? No
55. Do you have an addictive personality? Nope.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often? At home.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? Four or five.
59. Do you want kids? Don't mind them.
60. Do you speak any other languages? English x3.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches? No?
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Ocean
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats? Window.
65. Do you know how to drive stick? Yes.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Books.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? Silver bracelet, 'our star'.
68. What is your favorite TV show? Top gear.
69. Can you roll your tongue? Yup.
70. Who is the funniest person you know? Good question.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? World up//Hard rock hallelujah//[sms: Chrono Trigger Lucca theme].
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? No.
74. What red object is closest to you right now? If it counts, my boxers.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? Yes.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Opened.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? Bear.
78. Do you flirt a lot? Sadly, yes, but I fight it.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Nothing
80. What is your favorite food? Young potatoes, cucumber salad and roast chicken
81. Can you change the oil on a car? Dunno.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? No.
83. Have you ever run out of gas? No.
84. What is your usual bedtime? 12 PM - 3 AM
85. What was the last book you read? Left Hand of Darkness
86. Do you read the newspaper? A weekly one
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No
89. Do you watch soap operas? Hell no!
90. Do you dance in the car? No
91. What radio station did you last listen to? NHBRadio, AntyRadio
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? None near me in the dorm. In home, my family.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? Game stuff :P
94. What is your favorite candle scent? Orange
95. What is your favorite board game? WoW... if I'll ever get one x3.
97. When was the last time you attended church? My brothers 'bierzmowanie'.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school? Professor Rau. Hard, bur a great guy.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? 3 weeks. I hated it.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you? Gryfek :*
The Paradoxical Commandments
General | Posted 19 years ago*People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
*If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.
*If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway
*The good you to today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
*Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.
*The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.
*People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
Fight for a few underdogs anyway.
*What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.
*People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Help people anyway.
*Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway.
Love them anyway.
*If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.
*If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway
*The good you to today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
*Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.
*The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.
*People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
Fight for a few underdogs anyway.
*What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.
*People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Help people anyway.
*Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway.
