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Broke up with someone today
6 years ago
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Seems like everyone in this fucking community wants to know everything that goes on behind the scenes, when they should keep their nose out of it all. Well fine, I'll indulge in your niche fetish.
I had to break up with someone today because I felt like it wasn't working out between us. Half a year spent, and most of that time was spent not with each other. She also hardly replied to my messages and she kept bringing up her ex when we were alone together (I dislike when that happens strongly). This wasn't done lightly. I spent this whole time evaluating if it was worth keeping up with. When a conclusion was met, it was very hard to make the call. But I sucked it up and just told her that it wasn't working out. I was tired of the radio silence and the 'ex's burning grave' charade. She wound up meeting most of the things I looked for in a girl without actually meeting them. That's gotta be a record and a half...
And thus marks the fifth failed date, online at that. And you know what? I'm sick of it these dead-ends, so here's a comprehensive list of what qualities I'm looking for in a woman! She has to at least:
- Like to play video games (horror, shooters, platformers, etc.)
- Be a metal-head (Slipknot, Linkin Park, Metallica, Killswitch Engage, etc.)
- Like cuddling
- Be horny, like yours truly
- Not be obese or over-weighed
- Like foxes of any kind
- Be the nurturing type (I fight with insecurities often)
- Be understanding
- Be into the same kinks as me (balloons and quicksand/tar/mud to start off) or respect them
- Be able to devote time to me
- Be truthful
- Enjoy history
- Enjoy science
- Be into comedy (minus random. I hate that kind of comedy)
- Fun to be around
- Be cute
- Respect boundaries
That's it. That's about all I can think of off the top of my head. And consider this my dating application if you'd like. Fuck it. If you know of a woman who meets at least most of these, including #5, and she's single, send her this journal. I'm sure she'll be really thankful for the opportunity. I'm only looking for a closed relationship.
I had to break up with someone today because I felt like it wasn't working out between us. Half a year spent, and most of that time was spent not with each other. She also hardly replied to my messages and she kept bringing up her ex when we were alone together (I dislike when that happens strongly). This wasn't done lightly. I spent this whole time evaluating if it was worth keeping up with. When a conclusion was met, it was very hard to make the call. But I sucked it up and just told her that it wasn't working out. I was tired of the radio silence and the 'ex's burning grave' charade. She wound up meeting most of the things I looked for in a girl without actually meeting them. That's gotta be a record and a half...
And thus marks the fifth failed date, online at that. And you know what? I'm sick of it these dead-ends, so here's a comprehensive list of what qualities I'm looking for in a woman! She has to at least:
- Like to play video games (horror, shooters, platformers, etc.)
- Be a metal-head (Slipknot, Linkin Park, Metallica, Killswitch Engage, etc.)
- Like cuddling
- Be horny, like yours truly
- Not be obese or over-weighed
- Like foxes of any kind
- Be the nurturing type (I fight with insecurities often)
- Be understanding
- Be into the same kinks as me (balloons and quicksand/tar/mud to start off) or respect them
- Be able to devote time to me
- Be truthful
- Enjoy history
- Enjoy science
- Be into comedy (minus random. I hate that kind of comedy)
- Fun to be around
- Be cute
- Respect boundaries
That's it. That's about all I can think of off the top of my head. And consider this my dating application if you'd like. Fuck it. If you know of a woman who meets at least most of these, including #5, and she's single, send her this journal. I'm sure she'll be really thankful for the opportunity. I'm only looking for a closed relationship.
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