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Norris-Style Facts Meme (Because I'm nostalgic for 2006)
15 years ago
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Put your name/characters name into here (http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php) and post the first 10 facts you get.
Stolen from blackiedrakkit
1. MC Hammer learned the hard way that Amadeus can touch this.
2. Amadeus can strangle you with a cordless phone.
3. If you gave Amadeus a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare
4. When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Amadeus for help.
5. Amadeus recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
6. If you spell Amadeus wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Amadeus?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
7. The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Amadeus. This amuses Amadeus because he is bulletproof.
8. Amadeus once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
9. Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Amadeus is looking for it.
10. Amadeus has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Stolen from blackiedrakkit
1. MC Hammer learned the hard way that Amadeus can touch this.
2. Amadeus can strangle you with a cordless phone.
3. If you gave Amadeus a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare
4. When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Amadeus for help.
5. Amadeus recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
6. If you spell Amadeus wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Amadeus?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
7. The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Amadeus. This amuses Amadeus because he is bulletproof.
8. Amadeus once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
9. Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Amadeus is looking for it.
10. Amadeus has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Hurhur >:3