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4 years ago
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You know how there are universal kind of 'Dad' sayings? You know the ones I'm talking about. Maybe parent sayings, more than dad ones, but same idea.
"Close the fridge door, you'll let all of the cold air out."
"Stop hitting your brother, he's your brother whether you like him or not."
"Stop fighting with your brother! One day he might be gone and you'll be sad you were mean to him!"
"No running in the house!"
"Hey, stop playing with your food!"
That kind of thing. I always knew I would be saying those one day...
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...what I didn't know is that I would be saying them to my cats. That first one, especially. I don't know why Raja seems to think he needs to stick his nose in the fridge every time I open it. S'not like new cheese will magically appear, but getting him out of it again so I can close the door is... well... I say that first one a lot.
"Close the fridge door, you'll let all of the cold air out."
"Stop hitting your brother, he's your brother whether you like him or not."
"Stop fighting with your brother! One day he might be gone and you'll be sad you were mean to him!"
"No running in the house!"
"Hey, stop playing with your food!"
That kind of thing. I always knew I would be saying those one day...
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...
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...what I didn't know is that I would be saying them to my cats. That first one, especially. I don't know why Raja seems to think he needs to stick his nose in the fridge every time I open it. S'not like new cheese will magically appear, but getting him out of it again so I can close the door is... well... I say that first one a lot.
