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I get my spear up and the buttjerk gets all nervous, like, uhm, didn't you see me come into town with the thing? It's like oops, didn't expect you to defend yourself! But it's not like he's actually backing down EITHER he's just.

"How many dicks did you have to suck to afford something like that?"

Just being a butt. I don't even get it. The jerknose comes up all about to attack and then it's like, okay, FINE, if this has to happen let's do it, but now he's just gonna hover around and insult me again? What the piss-grave is this guy's DEAL.

"Guess your family still has some money. I heard you've taken to selling out your tombbound as whores. Got lots of experience at it."

He's really seriously just gonna stand here and insult me. Like I thought he wanted to kill me but now he's just fumbling around what the poop. It's like he's just.

Stalling me.

Okay what is he looking at what's going--