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Nishi
Mr. and Mrs. O'Ducky were a tad late getting to their photography appointment. As a result, they didn't realize until the photographer pointed it out to them that both their kids were wet and how a diaper change could definately improve the quality of the photos.
Embarassed, the couple quickly changed their kids and got back to the business of making memories. However, unknown to either Yosh or Winry is how their parents insisted on keeping one of the piddle photos.
"Just think," grinned Mr. O'Ducky. "Yosh brings his wife-to-be over and we pull out this baby!"
Mrs. O'Ducky looked at her two tots as they played with their toys before snickering and saying, "You're bad."
"No," quacked Mr. O'Ducky. "Just a sucker for a good laugh."
Mrs. O'Ducky nuzzled against her cheeky husband as she added, "What about Winry?"
"Winry?" shrugged Mr. O'Ducky. "She isn't allowed to date until she's 32."
"Why's that?" pondered Mrs. O'Ducky.
"You know," began Mr. O'Ducky as he shared a cheeky grin with his wife. "You can't trust us guys as we're nothing but sex hungry perverts." He then smiled at his daughter before adding, "And no sex hungry pervert is touching daddy's girl unless he's able to pay-to-play and committed to stay."
Mrs. O'Ducky nudged her husband as she stated, "You're one to talk, Mr. Rock Star."
Mr. O'Ducky blushed as he said, "Promise me you'll never tell the kids about Def Quack.
Mrs. O'Ducky slurped her husband's face as she replied, "Oh, but you looked so good in tights."
NishiMr. and Mrs. O'Ducky were a tad late getting to their photography appointment. As a result, they didn't realize until the photographer pointed it out to them that both their kids were wet and how a diaper change could definately improve the quality of the photos.
Embarassed, the couple quickly changed their kids and got back to the business of making memories. However, unknown to either Yosh or Winry is how their parents insisted on keeping one of the piddle photos.
"Just think," grinned Mr. O'Ducky. "Yosh brings his wife-to-be over and we pull out this baby!"
Mrs. O'Ducky looked at her two tots as they played with their toys before snickering and saying, "You're bad."
"No," quacked Mr. O'Ducky. "Just a sucker for a good laugh."
Mrs. O'Ducky nuzzled against her cheeky husband as she added, "What about Winry?"
"Winry?" shrugged Mr. O'Ducky. "She isn't allowed to date until she's 32."
"Why's that?" pondered Mrs. O'Ducky.
"You know," began Mr. O'Ducky as he shared a cheeky grin with his wife. "You can't trust us guys as we're nothing but sex hungry perverts." He then smiled at his daughter before adding, "And no sex hungry pervert is touching daddy's girl unless he's able to pay-to-play and committed to stay."
Mrs. O'Ducky nudged her husband as she stated, "You're one to talk, Mr. Rock Star."
Mr. O'Ducky blushed as he said, "Promise me you'll never tell the kids about Def Quack.
Mrs. O'Ducky slurped her husband's face as she replied, "Oh, but you looked so good in tights."
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<LoL!> Parents can't help themselves but stow away such pictures for the future. I should know, I'm one of them. :)
My wife actually is the contributor to the dating remark. She doesn't want our little guy to grow up too quickly, so she keeps saying he "isn't allowed to date until he's 32." Of course we both know he'll likely date much sooner than that, but it is a silly, unrealistic goal to set none-the-less. :)
My wife actually is the contributor to the dating remark. She doesn't want our little guy to grow up too quickly, so she keeps saying he "isn't allowed to date until he's 32." Of course we both know he'll likely date much sooner than that, but it is a silly, unrealistic goal to set none-the-less. :)
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