Me speaking: Here is a picture of an entirely original character of mine known as Dimitri the 9th. he was heavily influenced by such characters as The Cat in the Hat, Willy Wonka (the original version by Roald Dahl, and Gene Wilder's version), The Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland, And of Course The Warden from "Superjail!". what is he exactly? well...let's let Him tell you Himself.

Dimitri: Hello there! I am Known by many names, but you can call me Dimitri, short for "Dimitri, the 9th!" 'The nineth what?' you may ask? well, I'm the nineth generation in my family, BUT...(and I hope I don't sound like I'm boasting) I'm also the nineth wonder of the world, just like King Kong, The great wall of China, the Coloseum of Rome, Stonehenge, and Et cetera and Et cetera, and the things I can do are enough to earn me such a title, I can perform magic in ways that could put even Harold Houdini to shame, I have perfected the art of making potions and spells straight from the masters, I can even solve your problems!( Of course, it usually means I used my magic on you, often to transform you into an animal, but fear not, for it would only be temporary, just long enough for you to learn a valuable life lesson, so I definitely do know the difference between right and wrong.) so if you ever happen to cross my path, PLEASE don't hesitate to approach me for a little friendly chat, perhaps we can even arrange something. (wink)