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So I guess mom and dad's ghost want me to just pretend this jerk didn't walk in on me naked and now we're all friends having drinks and stuff.

I just. Can't. Pretend. To like this guy.

Our marriage is in three months.

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VectorConflict ~vectorconflict

Digital Artist

14 years ago

Ahahah, they all seem pretty happy, even if she doesn't. Majority rules, you know.

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

14 years ago

Look happiness isn't something you vote on, it doesn't work like that at all ok, this is all terrible

Walthis ~walthis

Actual Trickster Faerie

14 years ago

mom looks so

so very elated

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

14 years ago

granted, she always looks like that UGH so annoying

AraElkins ~araelkins

Writer

14 years ago

Okay look she maybe needs to lighten up OK! Just look how happy everybody is!

AraElkins ~araelkins

Writer

14 years ago

I know I just keep making the same comment about how happy everybody is but I don't think I can make it clear how much I enjoy their expressions.

Tombfiance is actually reasonable-looking and I bet he is totally a nice guy.

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

14 years ago

Everyone is happy because they aren't being forced into a dumb marriage to save their dying family ok? That is why they get to be happy

and no the guy is a total creepomatic and also a jerk, and a dork, just look at him. He's the worst there is basically, UGH.

AraElkins ~araelkins

Writer

14 years ago

Okay he does have kind of a stupid face.

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

14 years ago

He has a huge nose and he's a creep, ok? Do you want to be married to him because when you die you know your ghost is still married to him. It isn't, like, you know, there's no expiration date on it. It's forever, ok?

AraElkins ~araelkins

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14 years ago

No okay I don't want to marry a guy at all! Can you get ghostdivorced and then marry another living guy? Like lets say you didn't have any babies and your family probably wants a whole sack of babies.

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

14 years ago

No, marriages are totally final, no refunds no matter what ok? If your husband dies right after you are married guess what! You are married to a ghost until you die. That is it, ok? No try-overs. Also if that happens you basically, like, are never going to have sex in your entire life, ever.

AraElkins ~araelkins

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14 years ago

Well. That is basically not a fun outcome for anybody.

Mx_Scade ~mxscade

Writer

14 years ago

Poison the drink before you get hitched!

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

14 years ago

If she kills him, he'll just be a ghost. That'll basically accomplish nothing at all!

Mx_Scade ~mxscade

Writer

14 years ago

Can she marry him, though, when he is /already/ a ghost?

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

14 years ago

Well, no! But they'll probably be able to know she killed him, and then there'd be big pressure put on to have her executed in turn! So basically it'd just be guaranteeing she spends the rest of eternity as an undead slave for the dude's family, PROBABLY.

Mx_Scade ~mxscade

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14 years ago

Well she has to kill him without even his knowing it. Which is why poison is perfect. This is before advanced forensic science right right? I guess all they could do is ask him how he felt before he died to know the symptoms. but maybe if she times it right he dies silently in his sleep.

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

14 years ago

Well! You're assuming poor Sabhaxlia has any idea what an effective, subtle poison dose is! And she doesn't want to kill the guy, not at all! She just. Doesn't want to be married to him.

Mx_Scade ~mxscade

Writer

14 years ago

So if she's married to him, whether he is alive or a ghost, what does that really matter? Is that just some social convention or are their like, metaphysical ties that affect things in magical ways?

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

14 years ago

Well, then she'd be MARRIED to him, yannow? They'd have to have sex, and, like, live together. And it isn't like she doesn't want to have sex or be married someday and she doesn't want the family line to end it's just

not

with him

VulpesInculta ~vulpesinculta

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

Now I like him even less because he is a part in forcing her hand in a marriage she does not want to have.

Her mother is clearly out of her gourd and should be put in a home.

Are there homes for the elderly and infirm in this story land?

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

14 years ago

No, there are only tombs.

They're tombdogs.

VulpesInculta ~vulpesinculta

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

Well that's just unfortunate and ill-planned of their society's leaders.

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