This is more funny then you realize cause this is actually happened while I was DMing a Pathfinder campaign, and  ArticF0x was building a gunslinger. Well...I'm the kinda DM that lets the PCs buy what they want with thier starting gold in terms of weapons, armor, and general gear, cause I resent the whole 'oh your a ranger, here's your two swords, bow, and starting package' *boot out the door* style of giving characters thier gear.

A la carte I think it's called, anyway, I opened up my books to show just what was availble for flavor reasons and JD here sees 'slave' and 'halfing slave' in the Armoury book Pathfinder has. *headdesk* So we had a humorous arguement about the in game 'consquences' and me trying to debunk his "But the halfing slave could reload and pass me a new gun each round!" arguement. All said it was still very funny.

Kingman and Loki are © to me
JD is © to  ArticF0x

Once finished Loki's text will be added to say "I wish I had the thumbs for Skyrim"