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RIP Larry the Lion 1987-2012
by omfgwtfitscrimlololol
Landscaper
14 years ago
Larry the Lion is a snitch among snitches and enemy to all, friend to Noone. He has ties with all of the feds everywhere, even though in the past and future, and does not hesitate to give them the 411 on the latest bullshit the the Boys of the South commit. Despite all these faults, Larry is one of them.
The Boy-Snitch-Wonder was so proud of his latest snitchery that it had gone straight to his head, butt enough was enough.
Who knows who hired the anteater to pay Larry the King a visit one Christmas eve, the day of Larry's timely death. All that was known is that the morning Crimdog waltzed on over to his abode, all Crim saw was a dead lion where Larry once stood. And a heaping ball of shit that was packed together ever so neatly that it was perfectly spherical on all fronts. Who knew anteaters loved turd balls?
These events culminated in the travesty you see before you today. Larry the Lobster has died for, like, the fifth fucking time or something.
RIP LARRY WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!
The Boy-Snitch-Wonder was so proud of his latest snitchery that it had gone straight to his head, butt enough was enough.
Who knows who hired the anteater to pay Larry the King a visit one Christmas eve, the day of Larry's timely death. All that was known is that the morning Crimdog waltzed on over to his abode, all Crim saw was a dead lion where Larry once stood. And a heaping ball of shit that was packed together ever so neatly that it was perfectly spherical on all fronts. Who knew anteaters loved turd balls?
These events culminated in the travesty you see before you today. Larry the Lobster has died for, like, the fifth fucking time or something.
RIP LARRY WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!
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you know...
don't make me say it...
okay
the truth is
i have no idea what they say
no
goddamn
idea
please tell me what they say
That's what they say.