A little comic I did a whole year ago that was never finished---because for some reason I thought that I'd already posted it. Nonetheless, here it is, timely in the season when many of us suffer increased incidence of assholes peddling their spirituality from door to door.
This is what I feel to be a perfectly reasonable, albeit superficial, rebuttal if their manners. Please feel invited to print this out and exchange it with anything that shows up on your doorstep with copies of Watchtower.
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This is what I feel to be a perfectly reasonable, albeit superficial, rebuttal if their manners. Please feel invited to print this out and exchange it with anything that shows up on your doorstep with copies of Watchtower.
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Category Artwork (Traditional) / Comics
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Another thing I always wanted to do was to ask them for their official Godco ID Card.
"Wait a minute. The gas company issues employee IDs to prove the person who comes to my door works for them. The power company does. All sorts of people do. You claim to speak for God, but you don't have an ID card? What's the matter? Are you trying to tell me that Almighty God, Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, can't arrange access to a CAMERA?"
But I'd get shot.
I'm kind of amazed I didn't get shot the time I went off on that whole 6:00 AM on Sunday October 23, 4004 BC, with the two naked teenagers and the talking snake and the magic apple and the invisible dead Jewish carpenter who lives in your head and tells you what to do rant, come to think of it.
"Wait a minute. The gas company issues employee IDs to prove the person who comes to my door works for them. The power company does. All sorts of people do. You claim to speak for God, but you don't have an ID card? What's the matter? Are you trying to tell me that Almighty God, Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, can't arrange access to a CAMERA?"
But I'd get shot.
I'm kind of amazed I didn't get shot the time I went off on that whole 6:00 AM on Sunday October 23, 4004 BC, with the two naked teenagers and the talking snake and the magic apple and the invisible dead Jewish carpenter who lives in your head and tells you what to do rant, come to think of it.
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