Krystal not only looks like she was designed by a 13 year old on deviant art, but her character is horrible as well.
The worst thing to happen to starfox.
The worst thing to happen to starfox.
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When we talk about bad voice actors.. How about the original Resident Evil?
Chris: Noo, do-o-o-on't GO!
Wesker: DON'T. OPEN THAT.. DOOR?!
Barry: Mmm, Jipple Sandwich (or something like that).
Rebecca: Who? Who's there? Who's there? [Crhis is standing right in front of her.]
Terrible voice actors have their charm though, but Krystal in Dinosaur Planet lacked both charm and looks.
Now she looks cute in a disturbing way. ^_^
Chris: Noo, do-o-o-on't GO!
Wesker: DON'T. OPEN THAT.. DOOR?!
Barry: Mmm, Jipple Sandwich (or something like that).
Rebecca: Who? Who's there? Who's there? [Crhis is standing right in front of her.]
Terrible voice actors have their charm though, but Krystal in Dinosaur Planet lacked both charm and looks.
Now she looks cute in a disturbing way. ^_^
None of you have played Destrega.
A womans "Apparantly" got a fatal wound.
Yet she still talks in some shitty mono voice that makes her seem fine.
Most of the old games had people talking with no emotion, and waiting 5-10 seconds to finish what they had said because there wasn't enough room on screen for the subtitles.
A womans "Apparantly" got a fatal wound.
Yet she still talks in some shitty mono voice that makes her seem fine.
Most of the old games had people talking with no emotion, and waiting 5-10 seconds to finish what they had said because there wasn't enough room on screen for the subtitles.
Agreed 100%. But she is not blue, or tribal, or trying to eat a sandwich, so no one cares about her.
What do you think happened to Fara? Considering her sudden and alarming disappearance I wonder if Fox killed her and stuffed her body in the trunk of his Xwing (or WTF ever it is he gets plastered and drives through the cosmos in). In any case this is a huge downgrade in GF's Just like Sonic did. Come to think of it didn't Sonic also trade in his very in depth and strong female companion for a ditzy, unnaturally colored bimbo? I wonder if there is a hand guiding all this XD
What do you think happened to Fara? Considering her sudden and alarming disappearance I wonder if Fox killed her and stuffed her body in the trunk of his Xwing (or WTF ever it is he gets plastered and drives through the cosmos in). In any case this is a huge downgrade in GF's Just like Sonic did. Come to think of it didn't Sonic also trade in his very in depth and strong female companion for a ditzy, unnaturally colored bimbo? I wonder if there is a hand guiding all this XD
Hrm... the jar jar binks of furries? But jar jar is universally hated in the star wars fandom. While krystal is adored in the furry fandom. I'd be more inclined to call her the boba fett of the furry fandom. An utterly lame character who for some reason is absolutly adored far and wide.
somehow i got the feeling that i need to rename it into something like "kristal takes it up the ***" and sare it with the rest of the world
i am close to think you couldn´t even shit without producing some irrational unnatural and abstract thing. everything you tutch turns to a brainkiller. damn i love your art!
i am close to think you couldn´t even shit without producing some irrational unnatural and abstract thing. everything you tutch turns to a brainkiller. damn i love your art!
Krystal was originally going to be in a standalone game called "Dinosaur Planet" (and she was originally, like, a 12-year-old blue cat thing), but some dumb fag from Nintendo thought it would be a good idea to ruin the Star Fox series forever and so he asked Rare to incorporate her (but turn her into a shitty love interest for Fox first!) and her MAGICAL FANTASY WORLD into it. Every minute I wasted playing or observing that game was another brain cell dead. Shadowgate 64 was marginally less painful.
And I feel terrible for commenting on art that's like half a year old, but it just made me that happy. Thank you.
And I feel terrible for commenting on art that's like half a year old, but it just made me that happy. Thank you.
Hey! You're missing a sammich! You phailed the meme game! You lose the internets!
However, you win by taking the furry icon from a shitty game (starfox without a ship? that's like Stark Enterprises without a WEAPONS DESIGNER platform! UH OH! HERE"S A WEPS COMPANY THAT DONT MAKE WEPS!), and making it look twisted :3 Yay for cesar romero!
However, you win by taking the furry icon from a shitty game (starfox without a ship? that's like Stark Enterprises without a WEAPONS DESIGNER platform! UH OH! HERE"S A WEPS COMPANY THAT DONT MAKE WEPS!), and making it look twisted :3 Yay for cesar romero!
This rapeface pic I see all the time on /tg/, I think they statted them for D&D at one point.
I got Dinosaur Planet and the first Metroid Prime on the same day. Samus Aran is not only the coolest female lead in a sci-fi since Fifth Element and Stargate SG-1, but she can splatter Krystal all over her ship and then make a shiny, blue fur coat and capture Ridley all in the same day.
Krystal, getting stuck in a crystal, parents killed in the past, her mumbling the dinosaur language, and the developing romance with Fox McCloud. She was one of those characters I didn't care what happened to them, unless something extremely tragic happened to them. Finding out what she became online, I think of her as an overrated game sex symbol.
You only make Krystal-fans hare you more, due to your stupidity, the fact that you treat Star Fox 64 like it’s the Holy Grail & the fact that you refuse to accept change. I hope that more people agree with me when I say that this image is just another hateful tantrum from an bratty idiot who needs to accept change & face reality: Fara Phoenix is from a different continuity & looks can be deceiving.
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