Carmine is dead, and Jack never told him how he really felt about him, so this never happened. But I found myself thinking about it. And this is how the conversation would go.

Jack: I just realized you remind me of my dad.
Carmine: Oh? Are you trying to turn me on, Jack?
Jack: Wait, what?
Carmine: Do you have any pictures of you as a kid? I'd really like to see that.
Jack: -_- You really need to lay off the pedo stuff.