this is our little tally board for work. The categories are:

Number of people who ask where to pay (the deli doesnt have a register, those are in the next room, where you walk into the store....dumbasses)

Smoke (Smoke break for our Manager....who does it a lot)

Scooped Bagel (bitches who ask us to scoop a bagel out and put extra cream cheese in)

Dudes who order egg whites (men who order specific egg whites instead of whole egg)

and Do you know where....is? (usually people just come straight to us instead of looking for themselves, ie. a person asked where the milk was, and it was 20 feet to her left)

sadly when i left it was a tie.... take your bets for next time...cause thats what we do.

(this was all in a 6 hour shift, the final category was added late)