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A sneaky Ferret-morph theif tries to get away with part of a Dragoness' hoard.
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Fantasy
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 560 x 750px
File Size 167.4 kB
#1: Avoid monsters larger than you.
#2: Gold! Gold! Gold!
#3: If it ain't nailed down it's fair game.
#4: If it is nailed down, it's still fair game, you'll just need a hammer.
#5: Townguards are very susceptable to threats of the imminant immolation of their family.
#6: Dragonfire burns.
#7: Yelling "There can be only one!" in the middle of a sword fight is a bad idea.
#8: If it's shiny, it can be sold.
#9: Valar is dead, feel free to shit your pants and run away when faced with imminant doom.
#10: If you are tranformed into an animal, sorry it's permanant, endear yourself to someone rich and mooch. NOTE: the exception to this rule are newts as there have been recorded cases of people getting better.
I'll give you the rest tommorrow.
#2: Gold! Gold! Gold!
#3: If it ain't nailed down it's fair game.
#4: If it is nailed down, it's still fair game, you'll just need a hammer.
#5: Townguards are very susceptable to threats of the imminant immolation of their family.
#6: Dragonfire burns.
#7: Yelling "There can be only one!" in the middle of a sword fight is a bad idea.
#8: If it's shiny, it can be sold.
#9: Valar is dead, feel free to shit your pants and run away when faced with imminant doom.
#10: If you are tranformed into an animal, sorry it's permanant, endear yourself to someone rich and mooch. NOTE: the exception to this rule are newts as there have been recorded cases of people getting better.
I'll give you the rest tommorrow.
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