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Hold it right there!
Just where do you think you're going with that spear? Not hunting, I hope. The Master expressly forbids hunting in these woods!
...I see. It's not a spear, it's "just a walking stick." I can't prove otherwise. I've got no evidence.
Fine then. Your "walking stick" is awfully pointy at the end, isn't it? I say it's a clear safety hazard. Why don't you leave it here with me? We wouldn't want our patients tripping and putting out an eye. Don't worry, I'll make sure it gets home safely.
There. That wasn't so hard, was it? Well. Now that we've established that you're definitely not hunting, is there anything else I can help you with?
You want to report me to the Master?
The Master is busy! He's reserved the hot springs for his personal use. I am forbidden to let anyone down the path while he's there. Sorry, that's just the way it is.
What? Of course he can do that! He's the Master! He works hard taking care of his patients—which last I checked you're still one of, whether you attend sessions or not—and he appreciates his alone time. For the moment he is not to be disturbed. If you wish to speak to him, take a soak, or get your stick back, you'll simply have to wait until he finishes up.
What's that? You hear screaming? Someone sounds like they're being torn limb from limb by a wild animal?
...look. The Master likes to sing while he bathes. You'll... you'll get used to it.
Faergi is a fox. His singing voice probably sounds about like what you'd expect.
On an unrelated note, if there is such a thing as a Stone Age equivalent of a rubber duckie, Faergi definitely takes it into the water with him.
Artwork by
Setrael
Just where do you think you're going with that spear? Not hunting, I hope. The Master expressly forbids hunting in these woods!
...I see. It's not a spear, it's "just a walking stick." I can't prove otherwise. I've got no evidence.
Fine then. Your "walking stick" is awfully pointy at the end, isn't it? I say it's a clear safety hazard. Why don't you leave it here with me? We wouldn't want our patients tripping and putting out an eye. Don't worry, I'll make sure it gets home safely.
There. That wasn't so hard, was it? Well. Now that we've established that you're definitely not hunting, is there anything else I can help you with?
You want to report me to the Master?
The Master is busy! He's reserved the hot springs for his personal use. I am forbidden to let anyone down the path while he's there. Sorry, that's just the way it is.
What? Of course he can do that! He's the Master! He works hard taking care of his patients—which last I checked you're still one of, whether you attend sessions or not—and he appreciates his alone time. For the moment he is not to be disturbed. If you wish to speak to him, take a soak, or get your stick back, you'll simply have to wait until he finishes up.
What's that? You hear screaming? Someone sounds like they're being torn limb from limb by a wild animal?
...look. The Master likes to sing while he bathes. You'll... you'll get used to it.
Faergi is a fox. His singing voice probably sounds about like what you'd expect.
On an unrelated note, if there is such a thing as a Stone Age equivalent of a rubber duckie, Faergi definitely takes it into the water with him.
Artwork by
Setrael
Category All / All
Species Mammal - Herd
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File Size 3.39 MB
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