Wardy Bustles
Species: Snake
(Python/Boa Constrictor, I'm not sure yet??)
Age: 35-45+
Status: Deceased
Appearance: Black curly hair, eggplant(?) colored eyelids, yellow whites and deep green eyes, a snake-like scarlet tongue, medium-sized eyebrows, some stubble on his face, a large brown-beige tail. (This color reminds me of coffee :)) Here is a home version of his clothes: A sweater with sunflowers, also wears a gray chain, regular gray jeans. Always wears a gold wedding ring (not real gold) on his index finger.
He went to college, was a poor student, and had a disgusting personality. As a teenager, he worked as a tattoo artist until he was drafted into the army and sent to war. Around this time, he found his first love (a snow-white pony who was forced to become a nurse). After the war, he broke down due to the betrayal of his platoon friend. He hates his son and is tired of his wife. He suffers from PTSD.

Likes: Beaches, sports, reading newspapers, alcohol, cigars.
Dislikes: Wayne, any mention of the war.