Maybe Jeremy's mother was right about his cousin Rufus: he's nothing but a bad influence on our sweet little Jer Jer. Look! He's wearing a drug shirt (magic mushrooms). And I'll bet those sausages are laced with something that gives you the munchies!

If JerBear still wants to grow up to be a doctor or a lawyer or a doctor who exclusively treats lawyers (a barristerologist) he'd better come home and crack open a book instead of cracking open a... oh lord, does Rufus let him drink beer?!

Someone needs to step in and put a stop to this!

Hanna-Barbera-style artwork by  Inklop Bunny!