-...thank you for presenting your crew Mr. Captain Snep.
Said the reporter
The snep smiled at the reporter looking proud at his crew
The reporter before finishing his report asked to the snep
-What can you say about that Rhino-like Crocodile who's is swimming around your boat?
Said the reporter and after that he putted his microphone close to the captain.
-What Rhinocer...oh.- Said the captain before Remaining silent, still and opening his eyes wide open,like if someone said a scary story.

The reported continued
-yes,a Rhinoceros Crocodile Hybrid.
It seems like he has an interest in this boat or someone around here...-
Said the reporter after looking around the pirate crew.
The captain gulped and tried to not show any emotion
-yeah, it seems like someone of my crew made some of them angry an-
The captain was about to explain but the reported stopped him and continued.
-i hope so, looking at that armored Beast, the crocodile's face it seems like he fell in love with someone in your crew...-
Said the reporter
The captain simply responded with a
-uh huh...- and looked around his crew who are mostly Birds,Fishes and a Walrus.

The reporter continued.
-i heard Rhinoceros have a thing for Cats...hope you won't end up in his belly... knowing how rhinoceros are... he will probably devour all of your lives, absorb, fusion tour soul with him and what remains of you will probably get out from that Enourmous Ass...-
Said the reporter calmly
The snep scared, scared of such horrible fait, to be permanently trapped inside that armored body, his soul "Tied" to the crocodile' soul
And what remains of him will probably get out from that enourmous backdoor
it's not something that a cat desires.

In fact what all cat desires is Freedom and Not becoming Permanently part of someone.....