XD lol

Wow I at least say Excuse me if I can't hold it in. An Wow what a comment.

lmao...poor poor you. that's aweful, but funny.

those tow need to get a room and have a fartmatch. then they can pass out from the lack of oxygen. :P

I have two things to say: 1. This made me bust a gut laughing! XD And 2. Why do all these ...uh, interesting things...happen to you? XD Man alive... XD

Because Rabbi Tom has the GURPS disadvantage "Weirdness Magnet."

I was gonna go for HEROsystem : 3D6 Unluck.

I was just about to say the same thing!

It got be into a fit of giggles too!

"Man alive! There are-- men alive in here!"

Sounds like that lady was auditioning for "Blazing Saddles II"

Either that or she had extra helping of Three Bean Salad for lunch......

Excellent comic representation here!

eww

....and thats when I'd light a match - just to end the suffering :)

(on the similar note, I'm thinking about getting a gas mask for my public transport rides... euuugh!)

Yeah, but that would have taken out that entire city block!

Smells of justification.

The smell of love.

Imagine if sweaty guy and farty lady introduced each other, went on a date, got married, and had farty kids...

I.... that.... *shudders*

Gee, thanks for that mental image. *Needs a couple hundred litres of brain bleach to get read of that image in my head*

not to mention the truckload of air freshener.

[laughs] I nearly peed my pants, after reading this, AND the rabbi's strip :)

- SHado

Imagine the rabbi getting thanked for bringing them together...and being invited to their wedding.

To quote Woody Allen: the male guests could show up wearing tuxes and matching gas masks.

I think she's had enough! *whew*!

OMG.... I'm laughing so hard my eye's are watering.

Dont you just love humanity?

All I can say is you must live in a alternate reality or parallel universe.....

Lol, oh no!! Well, at least the smell of a fart passes with time, so it's not so bad. An "excuse me" would have been nice though. :x

u have the worst luck at post office i avod them if i was you ?!

OH YOU POOR GUY!

Like a freedom farter.

GAS ATTACK!

Is a fetish to some... but then so are a lot of things. Bleh

Since I spend a lot of time on public transport, I always carry a small can of Ozium for just such occasions...

Ah, there's a lot of noisy assholes in Madison, aren't there?

This is the best comment on this entire post. <XD

I bet if you tried to light a match, the whole place would've gone up. XD

Assault with deadly weapons.

I would have ended them.

Only in a war zone.

Poor mouse

Jesus, where the hell do you keep finding all these guys?! It's like natural selection doesn't work wherever you are. @_@

Where the heck are you at cause it doesn't anywhere i've been!?

Third panel cracked me up something stupid.

{{whoosh}}
"Wait, wasn't there someone standing behind you?"

"I thought there was rules in the Geneva Convention against gas warfare and chemical weapons?"

your a fucking genious

wow...

I laughed so loud, I upset Merystic LOL

I must be truly evil...
My reaction would be to unleash my own GAS attack....

You need to light a ciggie!

I think you need to find a new post office to visit, the people you meet there! 0.0

I'm not driving 6 extra miles out to mail a package.

I'm still remembering that AnthroCon of years ago back in Philly. You just seem to attract farters.

See.. I see shit like this.. and kinda think population control would be a good thing for a little bit...

Sometimes when I converse with my sister...she'll suddenly fart and say "shut up asshole!"

Oh, goodness, this sent me into a gigglefit. XD

Too bad one isn't allowed to carry a weapon into a post office....otherwise this would have been a justified incident to actually use a firearm for self protection.

"Officer, I only draw and shot my weapon because I was in real fear for my life and had to protect myself"

Nonono...The muzzle flash would have set the gas off and blown the building to bits!

Isn't that why we have suppressors? ;)

wtf is wrong with people?!

Cool! I'm not the only one to use a T-shirt for a nose filter...

Dear God, Madison truly is freak central.

After reading your various post all I can say is get in your truck and drive very far away. Out there, somewhere, is the real America, a sane America. An America where people who promote tolerance are actually tolerant. An America where people not only understand the concept of common decency, but also are proud to practice it. An America of enough common sense to balance their lives and to invest and use their brains. God bless my America, your America and I guess to be nice, their America.

You mean Europe?

Top Gear amphibious truck required.

Or use a Ro-Ro

Or strap on wings and a few jet engines. Can't do that in Europe though, against EU safety regulations, so one way. Not to forget your petrol prices. Plus he could only go to Germany.

Its the nicest part of Europe anyway...so that wouldn't be so bad.

You gotta get out of that State. De-evolution has begun!

At least you don't have to smell some peoples vehicles. Some i have to do oil changes and tires on ARE WORSE THAN THAT WITH A SERIOUS NOTE! Good thing someone at work does not have a sense of smell but GOOD LORD PEOPLE CAN YOU DO THAT SOMEPLACE ELSE?! Still comes to mind.

Mini fans and lighters are your friends :)

I wish to be that intolerant guy behind the farting girl. The guy behind him would take the words right out of my mouth! X-D

And this is why I want to be a hermit. Sometimes I wonder why some people don't think to bathe before they go out in public.

lol love the quote at the end lolol

Why didn't you just hold a lit Zippo® behind her?

Two words, dude:
Gas Mask.

That is all, thank you and good night!

Hey, it's natural corporal functions xD