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"Oh dear Lord what a day that was."
-said Psychobard Amdukias
"Too many happenings to describe every supernatural event.
I'll talk turkey like usual.
In the morning Anubis, Bast and Osiris contacted me to evaluate a human's soul.
His heart was heavier than a feather.
For shame really.
Diabolical machines are failing by the day to hold back my power to contact the spirit of King Solomon.
Me and him have quite the history together.
I can feel magic energy floomp out of my earthling's little body and into other earthlings.
When the spirit is unhindered I feel the entire shape of the character as a separate soul.
Quite impressive.
Sad news to regale.
The limiters on me have turned me into a messiah and antichrist as one.
When removed I fear that my magic spells with even just my fingers will cause hearts to mess up."
"I recall about 12 different times I pointed at a human and they insta-flinched or their words fumbled wrongly given the mood.
Worse for me is I feel the magic hurt them and heal me.
Why yes that's a lawful no-no for witchcraft.
My energy is emanating an Aura of Salvation like I'm a video game character..
Salvation energy is what I describe as such; it removes all pain, sickness and want. Therefor it peacfully destroys all types of energy besides itself.
Blessing salvation upon mortals is a huge no-no.
My mouth refuses to give love and salvation to others.
I'm close to feeling normal again, which is both a bad and a good sign.
Because my eye's framerates are at like 250.
They dip and spike based on nearby energy.
FPS stutters when I cast spells as well.
For some reason Psychobard Amdukias is the biggest winner at Earth's poker table. All furries fold their hands in guilt.
Thankfully I don't like poker or else the casinos would try to whack me overnight."
"I've determined the best demon to evoke for ending humanity is Sorath.
Many a tyrant saw his light and failed to satisfy Sorath.
Sorath is the mightiest of all light demons.
Cool beans indeed.
Becoming an avatar of Sorath is a bold and brash move.
It would be a crying shame if that were my brother Warlock Helelos as the new avatar of Sorath."
"Let bygones BE GONE!"
-said Psychobard Amdukias
-said Psychobard Amdukias
"Too many happenings to describe every supernatural event.
I'll talk turkey like usual.
In the morning Anubis, Bast and Osiris contacted me to evaluate a human's soul.
His heart was heavier than a feather.
For shame really.
Diabolical machines are failing by the day to hold back my power to contact the spirit of King Solomon.
Me and him have quite the history together.
I can feel magic energy floomp out of my earthling's little body and into other earthlings.
When the spirit is unhindered I feel the entire shape of the character as a separate soul.
Quite impressive.
Sad news to regale.
The limiters on me have turned me into a messiah and antichrist as one.
When removed I fear that my magic spells with even just my fingers will cause hearts to mess up."
"I recall about 12 different times I pointed at a human and they insta-flinched or their words fumbled wrongly given the mood.
Worse for me is I feel the magic hurt them and heal me.
Why yes that's a lawful no-no for witchcraft.
My energy is emanating an Aura of Salvation like I'm a video game character..
Salvation energy is what I describe as such; it removes all pain, sickness and want. Therefor it peacfully destroys all types of energy besides itself.
Blessing salvation upon mortals is a huge no-no.
My mouth refuses to give love and salvation to others.
I'm close to feeling normal again, which is both a bad and a good sign.
Because my eye's framerates are at like 250.
They dip and spike based on nearby energy.
FPS stutters when I cast spells as well.
For some reason Psychobard Amdukias is the biggest winner at Earth's poker table. All furries fold their hands in guilt.
Thankfully I don't like poker or else the casinos would try to whack me overnight."
"I've determined the best demon to evoke for ending humanity is Sorath.
Many a tyrant saw his light and failed to satisfy Sorath.
Sorath is the mightiest of all light demons.
Cool beans indeed.
Becoming an avatar of Sorath is a bold and brash move.
It would be a crying shame if that were my brother Warlock Helelos as the new avatar of Sorath."
"Let bygones BE GONE!"
-said Psychobard Amdukias
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