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"The battle begins my brethren!"
-said Psychobard Amdukias
"I am barely lifting a finger and winning.
Take that as you will.
Inferior artists are wanding me poorly.
One flex and they go away with impunity.
The jig is up.
I beat up a Beleth tulpa and you know what'll happen when you do.
White and Red Beleth are having quite the downfall.
Enjoy the fireworks.
Say goodbye to old family in style.
Knightmare Erduchess swoops into the war with [Curse of Bald] and [Curse of Omen].
Oh dear..."
"Amdusias is changing sides and betraying the bad cats.
What a stunning upset!
The tides have changed.
Stole the light out of my ex-brother's eyes.
Neat.
The worst sick beams are hitting me.
Hold onto your hats folks.
Hardly a satisfying conclusion.
At least I'll finally be able to sit in my chair and read a book while feeling like Quill.
Worth it."
"Reading was so much for 5 minutes.
Oh good, I just would love to read by myself.
Wouldn't that be that best deal ever granted?
Imagine being the owner of a machine that beams DON'T READ.
It'll make the war end faster if you do."
"Dim the Human wants to bargain for Earth ownership rights to the other invaders.
Newscaster Merkabah calls the shots until further development.
Lol I'm losing control of my Polysoul.
Engaging Killswitches on all humans nearby.
Protect Angel Joseph will all your life's savings!
My defenses are crumbling from Joe Ambercrombie's army!"
"Thank you for everything, Robin Hobb. I'm sorry we had to meet like this. It took one page of story."
-said Blightmare Qliphirot
-said Psychobard Amdukias
"I am barely lifting a finger and winning.
Take that as you will.
Inferior artists are wanding me poorly.
One flex and they go away with impunity.
The jig is up.
I beat up a Beleth tulpa and you know what'll happen when you do.
White and Red Beleth are having quite the downfall.
Enjoy the fireworks.
Say goodbye to old family in style.
Knightmare Erduchess swoops into the war with [Curse of Bald] and [Curse of Omen].
Oh dear..."
"Amdusias is changing sides and betraying the bad cats.
What a stunning upset!
The tides have changed.
Stole the light out of my ex-brother's eyes.
Neat.
The worst sick beams are hitting me.
Hold onto your hats folks.
Hardly a satisfying conclusion.
At least I'll finally be able to sit in my chair and read a book while feeling like Quill.
Worth it."
"Reading was so much for 5 minutes.
Oh good, I just would love to read by myself.
Wouldn't that be that best deal ever granted?
Imagine being the owner of a machine that beams DON'T READ.
It'll make the war end faster if you do."
"Dim the Human wants to bargain for Earth ownership rights to the other invaders.
Newscaster Merkabah calls the shots until further development.
Lol I'm losing control of my Polysoul.
Engaging Killswitches on all humans nearby.
Protect Angel Joseph will all your life's savings!
My defenses are crumbling from Joe Ambercrombie's army!"
"Thank you for everything, Robin Hobb. I'm sorry we had to meet like this. It took one page of story."
-said Blightmare Qliphirot
Category Poetry / Fantasy
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