Clippy doesn't want to steal & sell your personal data.
Clippy doesn't want to censor the internet.
Clippy doesn't want to steal your work to train gen AI models.
Clippy wants to help. Be like Clippy, be a helper!

I don't want to romanticize Clippy as a tool, tbc. I don't think Clippy was perfect, and I'm sure it annoyed people more than it genuinely helped back in the day. But I support this modern movement using Clippy as it's symbol. Fuck all this fascist capitalist big tech noise!