Chaos stretched from his computer with a yawn and a popping click from his bones. He'd been coding in a new night vision scanner for his goggles all afternoon and he was getting tired. His ears perked when a he heard a knock on his door, and he tilted his head curiously.

"What..." He quipped, taking the short jaunt from his desk to the door and opening it. His mouth dropped open. Pandora was standing there, in a full french maid's outfit, holding what looked like a banana cream pie.

"Calamity is the all knowing, and undisputed master of the universe." She sighed and slammed the pie into his face.

"Awesome." Said Chaos.

art by  shin0r0z
story by  Chaos_Coyote