Bayonetta takes up speed dating for reasons she can't recall, no one holding her interest until she over hears the thoughts of a young man who seems interested in having her for dinner, which she is all too happy to oblige.

Had some fun writing this one with bayo keeping charge and being playful even as she becomes a meal. Struggled with the ending and originally wanted to make it longer with her using a spell to create a duplicate of herself and the double being eaten, but opted against it. So the end might be a bit off but hopefully it's not and is still enjoyable.

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Music played faintly in the background, the seductive Bayonetta sighed in boredom as a timer went off, the crowd of normal people shifting from table to table.
"Talk about a bore. Why did I do this again?" the long-legged beauty groaned to herself. For reasons she could no longer recall, she'd foolishly signed up for speed dating. A strange choice, given she was one of the only remaining Umbran witches in the world. She could have easily had any sexual partner she wanted given how breathtaking she was. With long slender legs, a curvaceous body that accentuated her breasts and ass, and short silky black hair. Fair skin was wholly unblemished save for a single beauty spot just under the left side of her mouth, glossy soft purple lipstick highlighted her soft lips. A mature seductive slender face with glasses that topped cool alluring grey eyes, all wrapped up in a red and gold Chinese cheongsam dress that hugged every contour of her shapely body. It would have been easy to get anyone here for a night of fun, even the most celibate or loyal to their lovers were thinking of all the things they could do to her body.
An older man in his forties sat down and began trying to talk her up, she didn't pay attention to a word he said. His every thought spoke for him, the Umbran witch had performed a spell that allowed her to hear people's thoughts. She knew everything about this boring man before he'd sat down.
"I'd love to tap that ass, I bet it's nice and tight. Now what to say to butter her up?" the man thought to himself, unaware that she was hearing every thought, even seeing his perverse ideas. If nothing else she had to respect some of the positions and plays he was dreaming up, sadly for him he'd never do any of them to her body.
The timer went off again forcing the man to rotate for another, this one younger. His thoughts were almost adorable in how inexperienced they were, lustful and desiring her body like the others, but unaware of even the basics of sex.
"Damn, if I can lose my virginity with her no one can mock me again. I'll have to get a photo or something, or the guys at school will never believe me."
The witch rolled her eyes with a slight chuckle, "Go home kid, this is for actual adults. Besides, I'm pretty sure tonight's a school night." she coed, the student jumping at her words, trying to figure out if she knew he was too young to be there or just teasing him, an answer he got right away.
"Come back when you turn eighteen, then maybe we can have some fun, and I can take that pesky virginity away. If you're lucky." she teased, a hand waving over a staff member to have the boy removed.
"Shame, he was the most entertaining one yet." she sighed.

This went on for far longer than she cared. Men and women alike tried to seduce her only to fail, watching their faces fall to despair at losing their chance to touch her divine body was the only enjoyment she'd found.
"My god, she looks delicious. What a meal she'd make." a thought caught her attention. It was hardly anything too strange, but the phrasing had her interested. The mental voice was that of a young man, couldn't have been older than twenty-five if even that old, the thought dripped with a sense of hunger.
"Oh? Someone here wants to eat me? Now there's an enticing idea." she grinned as the latest failure left. She tried to place the thought, but despite her skill, she was unable to find the young man's thoughts.
"Hello, Ma'am." the voice snapped her attention to the newest would-be date. A lanky boy in a black suit that was second-hand, slightly messy chestnut hair that had attempted and failed to be combed down, with pale skin and nervous but gentle blue eyes. The boy looked nervous as he sat down, his hand shaking as he pulled out his chair.
"Well, hello." Bayonetta coed, leaning forward in her chair with an audible squeak as it moved. The entire room went silent as all eyes turned to the two, for the entire night no matter what was done or said Bayonetta had remained bored and disinterested. The many thoughts of the lustful daters would have been entertaining as they tried to figure out what the boy did or said to get her attention. The boy himself looked even more confused than the onlookers. It was cute watching his eyes darting up and down her body and around the room in utter confusion.

"Yes, I'm talking to you. You're the one at the table aren't you?" the witch coed.
The boy tried to compose himself before he spoke, his eyes tracing over her slowly, taking in her gorgeous body.
"Her breasts look amazing. What would they taste like? I bet soft, and that face. She's beautiful. What did I do to get her attention?"
"Enjoying what you see?" she grinned leaning forward so her breasts squished against the table, making sure the boy saw just how soft and perky they were.
"No, I mean, yes, I wait. I wasn't-" the flustered young man stuttered and stammered as he tried to make it seem like he wasn't lusting after her.
"You don't need to panic. Do you think I'd be here wearing something like this if I didn't want people staring at me? Go ahead, take in every detail. My boobs are even softer than they look by the way. The name's Bayonetta, but you can call me Bayo"
The boy's jaw dropped at her words, his face turning beat red as he struggled for even a single word. The poor kid looked like he might die as she playfully jiggled her chest just by moving a bit. Even if she was wrong about her hunch, the boy was cute in how bashful and innocent he seemed to be.
"What did I do to get this MILD so interested in me? This is amazing!" the boy thought. He swallowed timidly as he began to speak, though Bayonetta barely heard what he'd said, her attention on the sound of his swallow, it roared like a raging storm in her ears. She couldn't be more excited about it.
"Sorry, I'm just shocked you've taken an interest in me. I saw how disinterested you were. Like you didn't want to be here." the boy explained with another nervous swallow.
"So sexy. God, her skin looks so soft and creamy. She's not a snack, she's an entire buffet. One I'd love to digest. GAH, no, bad, stop it Kain!"
A seductive gleeful grin spread across Bayo's face, that was exactly what she was hoping for.
"Kain? Now that's a fun name, I like it." Bayonetta chuckled, much to the young man's confusion.
"I don't think I gave my name." the boy stammered again.
"You didn't. I'm just that good at reading people's thoughts." She wasn't technically lying.
The cute red colour drained from the boy's face, replaced with a lifeless white. "Ar...are...you...?"
"That's right. How about this? Think of something. Maybe, what you want to do to me most, don't worry, I'm not going to judge, I might even like it." she grinned devilishly.
The boy was silent as he tried to wrap his head around what he was hearing, but eventually, he sighed and closed his eyes.
"Please don't freak out if you can hear me." his thoughts begged cutely as his body trembled. An image sparked to life as he pictured what he wanted to do to her. The image was simple but exactly what she'd been hoping for. It was him, with her shoved tight in his stomach, her face indenting it, he was groping her breasts through his taut gut, inside it the witch was already digesting, up to her boobs in gastric juices making her his food.
Bayonetta panted excitedly, "Let's go. Your place, now."

Kain's mouth hung open in utter disbelief.
"Seriously?"
"Yes. I saw what you want, and I think I can make you the perfect dinner. You seem hungry after all." she gave a playful wink to the young man as she rose from the table. Before he could say another word she was pulling him from his seat as if he were weightless despite being taller than her, "Now let's go."
The shaking boy wrapped his arm around her waist as she pulled him. The moment he did, the witch stopped dead.
"Really? That's it? You've got me on your arm, and that's all you do?" she clicked her tongue in disappointment. She took Kain's hand in hers in a flash, the young man squeaked at where she moved it. His hand now rested on her soft plump ass.
"Flaunt it like you own me, go ahead and enjoy it," she whispered into his ear. Watching the red burst back across his face as he nodded weakly was an adorable sight to the witch.

By the time the two arrived at the young man's home Bayo had moved his hands a few times, seeming to take offence to the idea of him not groping her every step of the way, even unlocking his door was a trial as she kept moving his hand back.
Once inside Bayonetta looked around the messy apartment, it was hardly anything too special.
"Sorry, my place is a mess." Kain was still an adorable shade of red as he led her in. "Would...would you like some tea or something? I've got drinks, no coffee or alcohol though. I hope I have something to your taste." the boy was still struggling for his words even as Bayo strode into his home, desperate to be a good host for his "date."
"No. What I want is to get this started." she smiled devilishly. She brought her hand up and blew a kiss at the young man. The moment the sound of her lips popped, her clothes began to melt away, the long elegant Chinese dress ran swirled and shrank until it was gone, the leggings exploded into tatters with a single step, and her long gloves ran down her body as if they had only been painted on. It all melted away until the beautiful woman was standing in front of him in nothing more than a pair of lacy black panties, allowing the youthful man to see every detail of her shapely body.
"I'd rather be something you like the taste of." the witch grinned, again she pulled the boy towards her, this time into an embrace. A hand cupped his trembling chin as the other ran across his body, she made sure to grope his rear as well.
"Don't I look delicious? With luck, I'll be digesting in no time." She smiled, "Now, why don't you take your time to enjoy me?"
The squee of surprise and awe the boy let out at the sight and being in her hold only made her smile more.
With a gulp louder than gunfire the young man leaned forward nervously, his tongue lolling out as he brought it to her soft skin. His course tongue slowly dragged across her soft flesh. His body trembled as he licked across her.
"Come on, you can do better than that. If you don't I might just have to take charge instead." Bayonetta coed, her hand running down the boy's stomach as she spoke. "No point rushing to the best part, so enjoy me before I become your dinner date."
The boy's eyes glanced over her body as he tried to figure out what to do, his thoughts revealing just how out of his depth he was. With a sigh the witch spun him round and pulled him tight back to her, burying his face in her heavenly soft breasts.

"Alright then, if you're so lost. Just listen to mommy." she teased, carefully moving his mouth to her breast. "You know what to do here."
The young boy's lips quivered, parting to engulf the soft mound. The witch moaned faintly as the boy began chewing the soft flesh.
"Good boy. Be sure to enjoy me."
Kain pulled the mature woman closer, gnawing the soft skin greedily, moaning lustfully. It felt like ages as he chewed her creamy breast, she pulled the boy up, absentmindedly kissing and biting as he moved up her body, his tongue again licking across her smooth skin, even chewing her neck. She pulled the boy into a kiss, just as she'd expected the young man was innocently inexperienced in the kiss, simply locking lips with her. She slipped her tongue into his mouth, hers skillfully ensnaring his as she gnawed his lower lip softly. She led his tongue into her mouth, he took the chance to taste the inside of her mouth now aware of a general of a more passionate kiss.
"There you go. Good boy, now, how about some ladyfingers?" she coed teasingly, pulling the boy away softly. The beautiful woman reached a hand forward, her long dainty fingers wiggling playfully. The long-legged witch touched the boy's lips, playfully circling them with a grin until her digit stopped dead center of his quivering lower lip.
"So cute. Even if he can't get me in, teasing him has been the most fun I've had in weeks." Bayo thought with a wicked smile. She pushed her dainty finger between his lips, his tongue instantly sprung to life to taste the slender finger, lashing across it greedily. As he sucked the digit his teeth knocked against her knuckle, scrapping against it as he savoured her finger.
"Ohh, half expected you to bite it off there. You can if you want, I can take it. And I'll be stewing away in that nice belly soon enough, so it would just be getting a taste before dinner."

Kain pulled away, Bayonetta's finger slopping out of his mouth, saliva dripping across it and onto the floor.
"As much as that idea is a wonderful one, you're talking as if you think I could actually eat you whole. As utterly flattered as I am that someone as beautiful as you took interest in me, I'm starting to get worried." the young man spoke, the nervousness in his voice.
"I see. I suppose that's fair. But I am taking this seriously, and you are going to be able to swallow me whole." with a wave of her hand a swirling black mass erupted from the floor, and a black tendril of hair emerged from the mass. Grasped in the tendril was a small glass bottle with a strange blue liquid. Kain sprung back with a scream of terror, his body crashing against a wall in the process.
His eyes trembled in fear as the living hair moved in front of his eyes. "What is that?" he stammered weakly, his body shaking.
Bayonetta took the bottle with a coy smile, the hair sunk back into the mass which in turn vanished.
"See, I'm not quite human. I'm one of the last Umbran witches in existence, I'm supposed to keep the balance of the world, and pay off my demonic patrons by killing angels every day. But I have no interest in doing either of those things. I'm much more interested in becoming a nice meal. You have no idea how many angels and demons have tried eating me alive. But you get to be the one to claim this perfect ass."
Bayonetta spun around, shaking her plump rear with a devilish grin, making sure he got a view of her perfect rear. "Drink that, and you get all this," she ran her hands down her curvy body with a smile, "for dinner."
The young Kain looked at the small bottle with barely hidden fear. What she was saying sounded utterly insane to the boy. "Sorry, but I feel like if I drink that I'll be waking up in a bathtub with my kidneys missing.
Bayonetta's excited smile scrunched in annoyance, in a blink of an eye, she had the young man pinned to his wall.
"Look kid, I want to be eaten, you want to eat me. One way or another, I'm ending up in that stomach of yours! So drink the damn potion and eat this perfect body!"
The boy quivered weakly, looking slightly down at the beautiful woman.
"For someone who wants to be eaten, why am I the one that feels like a cornered mouse?" the boy gulped nervously. The witch's smile returned as she leaned in playfully until her lips touched his ear.
"Meow. Then you best eat this cat before it's too late, meow." the woman's hot breath crashed against Kain's skin. "Would it make you feel better if I drank some as well?"
"It would actually," the boy rasped. Without delay, Bayo popped the cap of the bottle off with a flick of her thumb. The boy watched as she brought it to her soft lips, Kain watched in awe as even the act of drinking was turned into an erotic display, her lips clasping around the bottle, her tongue tracing out to get some more and soft moans with each swallow. The boy could feel his legs buckling at the sight.

Bayonetta pulled the bottle away with a smile, handing the bottle to the boy, his shaking hands struggling to clasp the bottle.
"Nice and fruity. Alright, dinner time sweetie. Drink up." Bayo coed into the boy's ear. Kain shakingly brought the bottle to his lips, she was right. The drink was slightly fruity, the moment the liquid touched his lips his body shuddered, a gnawing hunger taking over. Despite having eaten before leaving for the speed date he felt starved like he hadn't eaten all day. The nearly naked woman before him was looking even more appetizing than before. His tongue slowly dragged across his lips. Looking at her now, there was no doubt that he could swallow her whole, his jaw felt clamped tight like it was waiting to unhinge.
GROOOOWWWWLL
Bayonetta's heart fluttered with excitement hearing such a loud hungry growl from the young man. His blue eyes aimed up at her with pure hunger.
"Feel that dear? It's your body screaming for a nice, tall, sexy witch to digest in your stomach. Lucky for you, you've got a willing meal right before -" for the first time since she had taken the young man onto her arm the boy took command. Springing forward, with one fast motion Bayonetta found herself pinned to the wall she'd had him against only moments ago.
"Good boy. Say ah." the witch moaned playfully.
Kain said nothing, to her surprise the youth hefted her off her feet with ease, it was a bit cute to be carried like a bride. Moments later she found herself flopped on a small dining table as the young man lowered himself to her feet. She coed as he took her dainty feet in his hands, bringing them to his mouth. His jaw unhinged wide, swinging open wider than any human could dream of doing, he easily enveloped the dainty limbs, his jaws effortlessly gliding over her calves until within mere seconds he was at her knees. His tongue lashed the creamy soft skin, drawing out every last ounce of flavour. The erotic witch gasped in surprise, she hadn't expected him to wolf her down so fast, or how good the feeling of saliva soaking across her body would feel.
"Good boy, all this beautiful body belongs to that hungry stomach. You better meet my expectations, my cute little carnivore."

Kain chewed the heavenly soft claves, the soft bounce, the sweet creamy flavour, the hint of blackberry, and a hint of salt from sweat. It all combined into the most wonderful thing the young man had ever tasted, and he wanted it all. Every last bite of her wonderful body.
GULP
He swallowed her knees, his teeth scraped against her creamy soft thighs. Bayo moaned as the boy chewed her meaty thighs.
"That's it. Lots of nice filling witch meat to enjoy."
The boy engulfed more of her meaty thighs, her jaws reaching her soft heart-shaped ass.
"That's it! Conquer that glorious ass and devour me!" Bayonetta practically screamed in lustful glee. To her dismay, the rapid ascent of her body stopped suddenly with a pained grunt from her would-be devourer.
"No," she rasped in horror, her eyes glancing down to find the boy struggling to surpass her rear, weak grunts escaped him as he struggled to consume her behind. The rabid hunger that only moments ago filled his eyes was now replaced with pain and determination. His hands shot up to her waist, clasping her slender midriff in a futile attempt to pull her deeper.
"Don't even think of giving up! I'll just need to give you some help."
With those words the witch began to sway her hips from side to side, elegantly raising her arms above her head. Her hips and stomach swayed in opposite directions with an occasional hip thrust, and her breasts jiggled and bounced with every graceful movement. For a moment Kain forgot what he was doing, he watched in awe as the Bayonetta belly danced in his mouth. The young man was so enraptured he failed to notice the motions slowly wriggling the beautiful woman deeper into his throat.
"Honey, don't forget about your food." she smiled. The boy snapped back to his meal, a greedy swallow sent her trip belly slipping down his throat, and his hands sprung up to cup her soft breasts before they joined the rest of her body in his stomach. The older woman wiggled her toes against the velvety flesh that enveloped her lower half, her legs curling against the soft insides.
"Ah, that's wonderful, you're getting close, don't stop now." the witch moaned, her body sinking deeper into the waiting jaws of the human. Her soft breasts smacked against the boy's lips.
"Oh, how are you going to proceed now? How are you going to take these lovely orbs?" she teased. Kain's maw struggled to widen over the velvety mounds, chewing them from below while his hands pushed them down from above. Compared to her shapely rear, they were no problem and soon vanished into his mouth. Even the hyper-sexual witch lost herself as his maw enveloped her entire chest, both breasts instantly drenched in saliva, her teeth chewing the soft flesh, the rippling pull of his throat trying to pull her to her end. Bayonetta cried out in pleasure as the boy claimed more of her body.
"That's it! Eat me! Claim me like you own me! Devour me and digest me!" she cried blissfully as he swallowed her down deeper, the rippling of the throat pushing her over the edge.
GULP
Kain dragged her shoulders in with another greedy swallow, he was already starting to crest her head. Her silky hair flooded his mouth with the sweet berry flavour. Bayo's senses returned to her with a sight that made her heart flutter. A set of teeth surrounded her vision, teeth above and below her, saliva soaking through her hair.
"Wonderful, even better than I expected." the seductive witch coed. To her surprise, she watched as the boy's tongue entered her view followed by it forcing its way into her mouth a final kiss to bid her farewell.
GLUCK

Kain slurped his date's long slender arms down easily. It was done, Bayonetta was fully devoured, the beautiful woman sealed tight inside his ravenous stomach. He'd always dreamed of being able to eat someone, especially someone as breathtakingly beautiful as his meal. The fact that she loved it as much if not more than him made the delightful feeling of his bloated gut all the better. He couldn't wait to experience what it would be like to digest her godly body.
"By the way," her voice snapped the young man out of his blissful daze. "When we were still on that little date. You referred to me as a MILD, I've never heard that term before. I think I have a hunch, but care to tell?" even locked tight in his stomach her tone was playful and teasing. She would have no doubt taken great amusement at watching the young man's face turn red with blush.
"Mother I'd like to digest." the boy rasped nervously.
"Such a naughty boy. But you know I'm not actually a mother, though I do play mommy every now and again, and a lot of people call me a MILF."
"Well, you certainly have the mature body and aura of a MILF" the boy chuckled.
"Thank you. I'm glad it can be appreciated. Now, I hope you don't think this night is done yet."
The young man could almost hear her smile in her voice, a shudder ran up his spine, he'd struggled just to get her down, what else did she have in mind?