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I've only been in a courtroom once... it was to get my name legally changed. All I did was stand up, declare that I wasn't doing it to defraud anyone or escape from a debt, and it was all over but the certified copies from the clerk. And I only had to wait like five minutes for the few people in front of me to do exactly the same; I waited longer in the lobby for the appointment since I ALSO overestimated the time it'd take to get through security (based on experiences with airport security :P).
my daddys car got hit by another car. the guy driving the car said daddy hit him (Which was a lie) so we had to go to court. All the damage to our car was on the back drivers side and all teh damage to the evil guys car was on the front bumper so how he was claiming we hit him is beyond me. Anyway first time it went to court the evil guy didnt turn up, so case was adjourned, second time it went to court the guy, his solicitor/lawyer, our solicitor/lawyer didnt turn up so it was just us and the judge so the cause was adjourned. third time it went to court the guy turned up, faked an asthma attack (im asthmatic, this guy really wasnt) and then said he was going outside for some air then ran off) We finished the case without him. needless to say his argument fell flat on its face and we got awarded compensation for the loss of time and he got lumbered with thr court bill. Serves him right for lying
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