Changed the lyrics to the Snoopy "Suppertime" song. Would like for someone to sing it, and put it to music. If anyone has any ideas for changes to it, let me know.

[Yiffy]
Unh unh unh unh unh unh
Unh unh unh unh unh unh unh
It's yiffentime. Yeah, it's yiffentime
Oh, it's yiff-yiff yiffentime very best time of day
It's yiffentime. Yeah, it's yiff-en time
And when yiffentime comes can orgasmic pleasure be far away?

Bring on the voluptuous female dishes, bring on the Double D cup
Bring on the lactaters and fill me up
'Cause it's yiffen, yiffen, yiffen, yiffentime

Da-doo-m-ba-dah za-doo-buh ya-ba-doo-ba yiffentime!
Unh unh unh unh murrr
Br-r-ing on the sheilas in heat, bring on my boner
Bring on the bed and roll me all over
'Cause it's yiffen, yiffen, yiffen, yiffen
Yiffen super yiffer upper
Yiffen, super duper yiffentime!

Wintertime's nice with the ice and snow
Summertime's nice with a place to go
Bedtime, overtime, half-time, too
But they just can't hold a candle to my yiffentime!

B-r-r-ring on the boobies, bring on the buns
Yiffy's big dicky loves them all
'Cause it's yiffen, yiffen yiffen yiffen
Yiffen, super pepper upper
Yiffen, super duper yiffentime
[GOSPEL Chorus, (YIFFY)]
Yiffentime! (Oh!)
Yiffentime! (Oh! Yeah!)
Yiffentime! (Bring on the heat!)
Yiffentime! (It's time to beat!)
Yiffentime! (Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Yiffentime! (hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yiffentime! Oh, yeah!)
Yiffentime! (Bring on the sheilas.)
Yiffentime! (Bring on, bring on the honeys,)
Yiffentime! (Bring on, bring me some hot dog chicks,)
Yiffentime! (Bring on, bring on the bunnies!)

[YIFFY]
Bring on bring on
Gimme tits, gimme tail, gimme someone' to bone
Gimme tits, gimme tail, gimme somebody' to do ---

[CHARLIE BROWN, spoken]
NOW CUT THAT OUT! Now why can't you yiff your sheilas quietly and calmly like a normal kangaroo?

[YIFFY, spoken]
So what's wrong with making yiffentime a joyous occasion?

(sung)
Yiffen
Yiffen, yiffen
Yiffentime!!!