"Anyway, who wants to hear about my various body problems? You name it, I've got it. Ulcer? I got it. Abnormal lipidemia ? Oh-hoo, you better believe I got abnormal lipidemia. Who's got two thumbs and a pancreas that's hanging on by a thread? This durg, baby! Let's see... what other body problems do I have... According to Riv, I've got streamer's ear, balloon lung, rodeo knuckles, sailor's mouth, ingrown eyebrows, Erysichthon everything, something called 'super gout', sergal pox, seasonal deep throat, chronic aunt jokes, tooth flu, something called 'butter face'… and now to read off my weight history (warning, it's terrible!) … oh wait, there's a note here, it says 'Don't talk about your body problems.' "