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Family Photograph of Argent and Coco Storm taken in 5582 at the Starhorn Mall, Starwve Metropolis, Azure Dominion. Left: Maya, 10. Middle back: Aeowyn, 8. Back right: Diamond, 9. Front left: Maerwynn, 7. Front middle: pearl, 7, Front right: Kael, 8. Very front: Wyit: 4. Infant: Niraemor, 8 months old.
Eldritch Sale commission for Flanderstheinu and I got a lot to say about this. So much so that I had to write this description in a wordpad separately as I was working on this. and had to itemize it.
Item 1: the impetus. A happy accident
This commission came about because flanders had an extra sale slot that he had no instructions for. It is my sale policy, if you are given a slot by accident during the sale, for me to ask if you still want to keep it. He wanted to keep it. and then I brought up that I was daydreaming about Argent and Coco having an extended family of eight children because she is *that* hot and Argent is just *that* horny. Flanders told me "Go with that instead."
Item 2: the psychological and emotional impact of this commission: Aloe Vera on a terrible burn
All this week I've been inundated with the most rage inducing things all week. Even trying to escape into video games only made it worse (do not play the protectors campaign in Warlords Battlecry: the Protectors, you will be screaming at the top of your lungs on the first maps) After a week of blind rage and misery, this commission has been very soul healing and has done wonders to bring me peace. I've been unable to focus on anything else other than the cuteness on my tablet. Especially the little baby Niraemor. Imagine the cute giggling of a baby unicorn as you rub his snout and tell him he's so cute!
Even today, when the stench of the world is bringing me down, just pontificating on this image is keeping my spirits afloat.
Item 3: Potential for YCHs
This commission has given me ideas for YCHs involving crossbreeding two characters. (I already know at least one guy that would want to breed Charna. Probably more than one out there.) There is enormous potential there. But I do have some stipulations. The cheif among them is that the offspring in said ych will not be sexualized in ANY capacity. That INCLUDES revealing outfits, suggestive poses, etc. Another is any real life political symbolism anywhere. I am neither a nonce nor a propagandist.
For now, however, I must focus on the Latex Club YCH "Squeaq"
Item IV: Lore
Argent Storm is from a world with its own lore. That lore stipulates that unicorns live a crazy long time. (2000 years, before cosmic forces say the magical essence that keeps you looking young and living this long has to come back) If this were a more lore accurate image, and not just a one off soul-healing thing, I am sad to say this image would *not* feature Coco as she would likely be getting tied up by angels, or at the very least she'd be looking like an absolute G.I.L.F.
Argent is an Azureynn, whom reach full maturity at 200 years old. So the children depicted would likely have an extra zero tacked on to their ages.
Azureynn society frowns on this mortal miscegenation because they view it as selfish and irresponsible. Not because of any 'racial purity' but that it will invariably lead to a situation where one parent withers and dies of old age in front of their 60 year old, still very youthful children.
(Also yes, that does mean that "Sex tourists" who come to the Azure Dominion thinking they could use the "she's really 40" defense find themselves facing multiple century sentances in prison. Lol.)
And then we get into the mental/emotional destruction of the surviving Azureynn parent. Assuming of course that this azureynn is living outside the dominion and finds yet another mortal to assume the role of the recently deceased parent, the children get to spend yet another 60-70 years watching their stepparent wither and die.
Unless of course they find a step-parent who happens to be either a) another Azureynn or b) a vampire. Then I suppose problem solved. Unless it is B, then you have a whole host of other issues.
"That's it. I'm done with parents: all they do is die." - Doug Borski, Sons of Butcher, Ep 1: Buryin' the Past
As you can imagine, this can be incredibly distressing for the azureynn parent. Mentally, emotionally, and financially as the costs of funerals for these mortal parents continue to mount. Imagine outliving a person you love, then you meet someone new, then outlive them, and the cycle just repeats. Something is going to snap.
Azureynn, outside of the Azure Dominion, have a tendency to lose their minds. With the world around them changing faster than it would in the former, compound that with the burden of being a single parent (because all of your mates die) is not ideal for an azureynn psyche.
None of that matters here, because as you can see this is not lore accurate. Except for the naming convention.
Yes, Argent has a boy named Diamond. Azureynn names consist of either elven names or names of precious stones/metals. In the fifth millennium, there are mares named Radium, but that name is usually avoided because it sounds like a stripper name (Like Crystal.) There are azureynn named Mithril, Jade, Jasper, Amythest, Mercury, Ruby, Emerald, etc.
The Azureynn lands in the 5th millennium, as you can imagine, are meant to look like what 1980s Miami would look like if the elves of Rivendel went there at the end of Lord of the Rings and tried to renovate it into Dalaran but House Telvanni became a political party there and made the place somewhat uncomfy to non magic users. Oh wait, you can't conjure fireballs? the coffee cups you buy in the stores are build so you heat them up with your hands. Ice machines? What, you didn't learn to conjure ice before you could walk? There's a fire in your house? Bro, do you even Cone of Cold? You get the idea.
The presence of non magical tourists can prove to be... somewhat of a mild annoyance. The ones that stay are the ones who already have the magical ability and are usually there solely to learn more magic.
Item V: Miscellaneouss
Niraemor is such a cute little unicorn baby. With a name like Niraemor, you just know he'll grow up to do great things... and not be like some Lord of the Rings meets James Bond villain.
There is a spider crawling across my tablet as I'm drawing. Get off my tablet, spider! Reeee!
I haven't quite established how manufacturing works in this world, but I can imagine it must be a fucking nightmare. As I was coloring in the shoes on the kids, I started thinking "How would shoe retailers work in a world where some people have hooves, some people have paws, and some people have talons?" Apply this principal to say CAR PARTS (Imagine needing different car models to accommodate certain leg and body types) and the world gets much more confusing. In real life it all works because the only creatures buying shoes have that one foot shape (usually, club feet and all that.) Imagine how many fucking factories you'd need for all that.
And don't even get me started on the pharmaceuticals. When you have bat people, vampires, horses, wolves, cats, and all that, how many medicines will be out there for the bajillion ailments for each different race that walks Terra'nymdreth?
Eldritch Sale commission for Flanderstheinu and I got a lot to say about this. So much so that I had to write this description in a wordpad separately as I was working on this. and had to itemize it.
Item 1: the impetus. A happy accident
This commission came about because flanders had an extra sale slot that he had no instructions for. It is my sale policy, if you are given a slot by accident during the sale, for me to ask if you still want to keep it. He wanted to keep it. and then I brought up that I was daydreaming about Argent and Coco having an extended family of eight children because she is *that* hot and Argent is just *that* horny. Flanders told me "Go with that instead."
Item 2: the psychological and emotional impact of this commission: Aloe Vera on a terrible burn
All this week I've been inundated with the most rage inducing things all week. Even trying to escape into video games only made it worse (do not play the protectors campaign in Warlords Battlecry: the Protectors, you will be screaming at the top of your lungs on the first maps) After a week of blind rage and misery, this commission has been very soul healing and has done wonders to bring me peace. I've been unable to focus on anything else other than the cuteness on my tablet. Especially the little baby Niraemor. Imagine the cute giggling of a baby unicorn as you rub his snout and tell him he's so cute!
Even today, when the stench of the world is bringing me down, just pontificating on this image is keeping my spirits afloat.
Item 3: Potential for YCHs
This commission has given me ideas for YCHs involving crossbreeding two characters. (I already know at least one guy that would want to breed Charna. Probably more than one out there.) There is enormous potential there. But I do have some stipulations. The cheif among them is that the offspring in said ych will not be sexualized in ANY capacity. That INCLUDES revealing outfits, suggestive poses, etc. Another is any real life political symbolism anywhere. I am neither a nonce nor a propagandist.
For now, however, I must focus on the Latex Club YCH "Squeaq"
Item IV: Lore
Argent Storm is from a world with its own lore. That lore stipulates that unicorns live a crazy long time. (2000 years, before cosmic forces say the magical essence that keeps you looking young and living this long has to come back) If this were a more lore accurate image, and not just a one off soul-healing thing, I am sad to say this image would *not* feature Coco as she would likely be getting tied up by angels, or at the very least she'd be looking like an absolute G.I.L.F.
Argent is an Azureynn, whom reach full maturity at 200 years old. So the children depicted would likely have an extra zero tacked on to their ages.
Azureynn society frowns on this mortal miscegenation because they view it as selfish and irresponsible. Not because of any 'racial purity' but that it will invariably lead to a situation where one parent withers and dies of old age in front of their 60 year old, still very youthful children.
(Also yes, that does mean that "Sex tourists" who come to the Azure Dominion thinking they could use the "she's really 40" defense find themselves facing multiple century sentances in prison. Lol.)
And then we get into the mental/emotional destruction of the surviving Azureynn parent. Assuming of course that this azureynn is living outside the dominion and finds yet another mortal to assume the role of the recently deceased parent, the children get to spend yet another 60-70 years watching their stepparent wither and die.
Unless of course they find a step-parent who happens to be either a) another Azureynn or b) a vampire. Then I suppose problem solved. Unless it is B, then you have a whole host of other issues.
"That's it. I'm done with parents: all they do is die." - Doug Borski, Sons of Butcher, Ep 1: Buryin' the Past
As you can imagine, this can be incredibly distressing for the azureynn parent. Mentally, emotionally, and financially as the costs of funerals for these mortal parents continue to mount. Imagine outliving a person you love, then you meet someone new, then outlive them, and the cycle just repeats. Something is going to snap.
Azureynn, outside of the Azure Dominion, have a tendency to lose their minds. With the world around them changing faster than it would in the former, compound that with the burden of being a single parent (because all of your mates die) is not ideal for an azureynn psyche.
None of that matters here, because as you can see this is not lore accurate. Except for the naming convention.
Yes, Argent has a boy named Diamond. Azureynn names consist of either elven names or names of precious stones/metals. In the fifth millennium, there are mares named Radium, but that name is usually avoided because it sounds like a stripper name (Like Crystal.) There are azureynn named Mithril, Jade, Jasper, Amythest, Mercury, Ruby, Emerald, etc.
The Azureynn lands in the 5th millennium, as you can imagine, are meant to look like what 1980s Miami would look like if the elves of Rivendel went there at the end of Lord of the Rings and tried to renovate it into Dalaran but House Telvanni became a political party there and made the place somewhat uncomfy to non magic users. Oh wait, you can't conjure fireballs? the coffee cups you buy in the stores are build so you heat them up with your hands. Ice machines? What, you didn't learn to conjure ice before you could walk? There's a fire in your house? Bro, do you even Cone of Cold? You get the idea.
The presence of non magical tourists can prove to be... somewhat of a mild annoyance. The ones that stay are the ones who already have the magical ability and are usually there solely to learn more magic.
Item V: Miscellaneouss
Niraemor is such a cute little unicorn baby. With a name like Niraemor, you just know he'll grow up to do great things... and not be like some Lord of the Rings meets James Bond villain.
There is a spider crawling across my tablet as I'm drawing. Get off my tablet, spider! Reeee!
I haven't quite established how manufacturing works in this world, but I can imagine it must be a fucking nightmare. As I was coloring in the shoes on the kids, I started thinking "How would shoe retailers work in a world where some people have hooves, some people have paws, and some people have talons?" Apply this principal to say CAR PARTS (Imagine needing different car models to accommodate certain leg and body types) and the world gets much more confusing. In real life it all works because the only creatures buying shoes have that one foot shape (usually, club feet and all that.) Imagine how many fucking factories you'd need for all that.
And don't even get me started on the pharmaceuticals. When you have bat people, vampires, horses, wolves, cats, and all that, how many medicines will be out there for the bajillion ailments for each different race that walks Terra'nymdreth?
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
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