"Hhhhaaaaahhhh~! O-ohhhh my gosh~! I-I can’t—It’s just—Aaaahhh~! I-it’s so MUCH~! >////<"

It’s so small beneath me—so tiny, so delicate—and yet I can feel everything. The way the land sinks, the way the oceans tremble, the way entire mountain ranges squish down like warm dough between my toes~!

"H-hahhh~! I-I can feel them~! The little cities~! Aaaahhh~! They’re so teensy down there, little bumps against my paws~! Ooohh~! I-it tickles~! I-I can feel the little textures of the land pressing back, b-but they’re just so helpless! Aaaaahhh! >/////<"

*My tail thumps against the cosmos, sending a shockwave across the atmosphere as I instinctively press my paws harder into the surface. There’s a deep, low, earth-shaking CRUUUUNCH~!, the very shape of the world changing beneath me, shifting to fit me—to fit my paws, my touch, my every little movement~!"

"I-It’s like playing with the biggest, softest pillow in existence~! Ahhh~! I-I could just knead and squish and press and feel it forever~! It’s all so perfect! Aaaahhh, I-I love this! It’s too much—it’s TOO GOOD~! >/////<"

I giggle, curling my gigantic toes, watching in delirious delight as more entire mountain ranges collapse like warm butter beneath them, the land reforming just from my playful squishing. The tiny, minuscule details of the world are so insignificant, and yet I can feel them all, every crack, every ripple, every tremble against my soft, fluffy pads~!

"Hnnnnnghhh~! I-I don’t wanna stop~! I-I don’t think I CAN stop~! Ahhh~! T-Tiny~! I-It just… it just feels too good~! Eeeee~! >///////<"