This was a hellishly difficult request request from aryion.com/g4/user/Date%20Masa. I just could not think of a good way to do this. so I hope it turned out good.

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"Crap, stupid magic mistake, how did I make such an amateur mistake?" Princess Zelda asked herself as she ran through a towering city of glasses and mugs. She had attempted a simple spell which had resulted in her shrinking to only a few inches tall, she had spent the last ten minutes running from assist trophy characters and pokemon who she had accidentally set free in her panic as she shrank. She swore they wanted to eat her. Klaptrap, Metroid, Chain Chomp and a bunch of pokemon all chased her until she managed to escape them by hiding in a wooden mug that reminded her of Hyrule. Without realizing the Princess had fallen asleep in the smooth wooden mug.
"Nothing like a good drink after a round of brawling with the villains. I didn't expect Dedede to hit so hard. Then again none of us expected Dracula to be gunning for us all so hard. Screaming about how he should be in the game, that he was one of the best villians on any Nintendo console and the prince of darkness. He was livid tonight." Ganon's voice roused Zelda from her slumber. She looked up just in time to be blasted in the face with ale rushing over her body. She barely managed to resurface from the lake of ale before being dunked back under as Ganondorf lifted the tankard as he made his way over to a table. She surfaced again only to be dunked as the mug slammed down.
"Stop slamm-" the princess's words were drowned out by a rush of ale, the powerful alcohol left Zelda barely able to see straight as it washed down her throat, her vision blurred and spun, her stomach screamed at her for giving it so much strong liquor.
"Dumbass! Look in your mug!" she tried to shout but her quiet voice was made barely audible due to her new tiny size, even as Gerudo raised the tankard of ale to his lips. The strong foul-tasting drink rushed past her down the villain's throat.
"NO! No, no. Stop it you literal pig!" Zelda cried in rage but her voice was again drowned out by the sound of the ale rushing past her threatening to drag her down the pig man's gullet, the sound of his absentminded chugging made sure even if Zelda's voice could surpass the meagre sound of the drink her voice would still never be heard by Ganon. She slammed her hands against the smooth wood of the mug to prevent herself from vanishing down her foe's gullet, the liquor rushing past her threatening to send her to a horrible fate. She felt her foot slip for but a brief moment but to the princess's horror that was all it took for her to tumble out of the large wooden tankard. She passed by Ganondorf's thankfully dull teeth, again she threw her arms out in an attempt to stop herself from being forced down his gullet. The villain burst into a fit of coughing as the princess tried to slowly crawl out of his throat, her attempt was thwarted as she heard the more liquid being poured into the wooden mug that only a short time ago had been her salvation yet was now her executioner.
"Don't you dare," Zelda screamed only for her rage to be met with what felt like rivers of ale throwing her deeper into the throat. "Please, Ganon you idiot please let me out," Zelda's rage was now little more than a weak-hearted whimper. Her arms burned from the sheer amount of physical strength and energy she had to put into the simple act of going uneaten.
"Please, I'm not food gan-" ger arms gave out before she could finish her plea sending her spiralling into Ganondorf's stomach.

"I have to tell toad that vermin are running around, I don't mind but I'm sure most of the others would flip if they found a rat in their drinks, especially any of the girls. Oh well extra protein for me." Ganon laughed oblivious to the fact he had just devoured the princess he was so obsessed with.
Inside his stomach, Zelda barely managed to drag herself onto a piece of meat. The combination of the stinking ale, The rancid smell of the stomach as a whole, how much of it she had drunk in an attempt to escape, the spinning world, and exhaustion all came together to leave the tiny princess barely able to keep her eyes open.
"Gan-on -yo-you ba-" Her mumblings were silenced as she collapsed face-first onto the melting meat.

"Where the hell is Zelda?" Cloud grumbled cleaning his massive sword as the fighters gathered for the day's brawls.
"I don't know, last I saw her she was at the bar, said she wanted to try her magic a bit since it was acting up. Pour deer, having your magic go haywire sounds horrible." Bayonetta cooed as she stretched, making sure to put on a show for all the guys and a few of the girls as well sending a special wink at Samus and Paultena.
"She better not be slacking off, the rest of us are here but she thinks she can skip! Damn coward shouldn't even be in the game!" Ganon snarled bitterly as he massaged his stomach. Since his late-night ale, something had felt wrong but that wouldn't stop him from showing up to wreck his foes. They all watched as the curser landed on Zelda, the character select voice rang out to everyone's surprise.
"ZELDA!" a green upside down arrow formed above Ganon's stomach only furthering everyone's shock. Bayonetta spun to her feet sauntering over to the pig man. With a wave of her hand, everyone was greeted with the sight of Ganondorf's stomach contents, including a tiny haggard princess.
"Please let me out!" she whimpered weakly.