Where to start on this one. Well, Jayne asked what I wanted to do, and I said mostly jokingly "tape/wrap you up like a mummy and put you in quicksand over at the old claypit." To my surprise she said ok. So we got everything we needed and headed over. Once at the edge I wrapped her nice and tight, and then the challenge was to get her out onto the clay. It was summer so it was relatively dry and solid so I just rolled her out, then found a spot I figured would be good. With some effort I was able to stand her up, then told her to just kind of try to jump until things happened. It took about 4 tries for her before the clay liquified and she began to sink, with her wonderful surprised "MMMPPPHHHHHTTTSSS!!!!" coming from her taped mouth.