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Two owners of a farm filled with anthropomorphic livestock argue of the logistics of letting them get a brake from work to spend their time in a casino.
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While it might have been a gamble to let the flock out of my clutches even if briefly. Ultimately it was a gamble that paid off.
Within this time Hayley was able to seemingly single handedly convince Aubrey to come back to the flock. Back within my control.
However despite my enjoyment of the state of affairs, My second in command had a much different stance on the matter.
Sarah: "DARWIN!?! WHY IN TARNATION DID YA LET THE FLOCK FUCK AROUND IN CASINO FOR THREE WHOLE DAMN DAYS!?" She shouted.
Darwin: "Are you being metaphorical or..." I questioned.
Sarah: "IT DOESN'T MATTER! WHAT MATTERS IS THAT I WANT THE FARMERS TO BE DOING WORK ON THE GOD DAMNED FARM!" She continued to nag.
Darwin: "I was hoping Favreau would have whipped some of their memories by now." I stated in matter of fact way that proved I knew what I said was unquestionablely true.
Sarah: "WHY AM I NOT SUPPRIZED!" She yelled.
Darwin: "I specifically told him not to do it to Randy or I'd send Buck and Brenda over to vandalize his entire hotel." I said hoping this would at least slightly deescalate things.
Sarah: "Well at least you did that much!" She said in a calmer tone then before.
Darwin: "Anyway, I feel as if allowing them to stay longer would be beneficial for group cohesion in the long run. Regardless I doubt Cameron nor Baxter have had enough mental conditioning to obey us." I argued, hoping to convince her of my reasoning.
Sarah: "Please pretend to be a normal person for five seconds." She pleaded.
Darwin: "Be lucky I trust you enough to allow my filter to drop. Though, it may be a little late for this conversation." I said, partly wishing to end this conversation.
Sarah: "Ya know what... Yeah, I reckon it is. Goodnight Darwin."
Darwin: "Good night sarah."
Sarah: "Ya know, When I say good night, it DOESN'T mean keep stakin folks with yer computer. It means I want cha to go to bed." She nagged once more.
Darwin: "I have coffee." I argued.
Sarah: "How do ya expect to handle this bunch, of patients, ones you yerself said would be a challenge to deal with, while also pullin an all nighter???"
Darwin: "Fine, However I want you make us some tea first."
Sarah: "Fine by me." She said with a tone that conveyed the opposite.
Two owners of a farm filled with anthropomorphic livestock argue of the logistics of letting them get a brake from work to spend their time in a casino.
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
While it might have been a gamble to let the flock out of my clutches even if briefly. Ultimately it was a gamble that paid off.
Within this time Hayley was able to seemingly single handedly convince Aubrey to come back to the flock. Back within my control.
However despite my enjoyment of the state of affairs, My second in command had a much different stance on the matter.
Sarah: "DARWIN!?! WHY IN TARNATION DID YA LET THE FLOCK FUCK AROUND IN CASINO FOR THREE WHOLE DAMN DAYS!?" She shouted.
Darwin: "Are you being metaphorical or..." I questioned.
Sarah: "IT DOESN'T MATTER! WHAT MATTERS IS THAT I WANT THE FARMERS TO BE DOING WORK ON THE GOD DAMNED FARM!" She continued to nag.
Darwin: "I was hoping Favreau would have whipped some of their memories by now." I stated in matter of fact way that proved I knew what I said was unquestionablely true.
Sarah: "WHY AM I NOT SUPPRIZED!" She yelled.
Darwin: "I specifically told him not to do it to Randy or I'd send Buck and Brenda over to vandalize his entire hotel." I said hoping this would at least slightly deescalate things.
Sarah: "Well at least you did that much!" She said in a calmer tone then before.
Darwin: "Anyway, I feel as if allowing them to stay longer would be beneficial for group cohesion in the long run. Regardless I doubt Cameron nor Baxter have had enough mental conditioning to obey us." I argued, hoping to convince her of my reasoning.
Sarah: "Please pretend to be a normal person for five seconds." She pleaded.
Darwin: "Be lucky I trust you enough to allow my filter to drop. Though, it may be a little late for this conversation." I said, partly wishing to end this conversation.
Sarah: "Ya know what... Yeah, I reckon it is. Goodnight Darwin."
Darwin: "Good night sarah."
Sarah: "Ya know, When I say good night, it DOESN'T mean keep stakin folks with yer computer. It means I want cha to go to bed." She nagged once more.
Darwin: "I have coffee." I argued.
Sarah: "How do ya expect to handle this bunch, of patients, ones you yerself said would be a challenge to deal with, while also pullin an all nighter???"
Darwin: "Fine, However I want you make us some tea first."
Sarah: "Fine by me." She said with a tone that conveyed the opposite.
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