Happy summer! It's officially here and I'm already hating the heat! But as such, I'm announcing a new side project for the season called "Pineapple Summer." So what is Pineapple Summer? It's a celebration of all things sexy fun in the sun on the beach, and also pineapples! Not only because they're one of the best fruits, but because if you eat them your semen tastes better. I should know. I've done it.

Stay tuned for many Pineapple Summer posts until Fall.