"Hey, did you leave the door open again?"

"Huh, oh! Yeah, sorry 'bout that!"

"Looks like some bozo wandered in and got caught in the presser."

"Oh...hold on, I can fix this. Lemme grab a box cutter real quick!"

...

"There, good as new! Now we just send 'em to one of our stores and they'll fit right in!"

"We are so getting fired..."

(I decided to make two versions of this one since I couldn't decide between a printed look and a sticker look for the standee.)

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