Full title: SOMETHING REALLY BAD HAPPENED, BUT DON'T WORRY IT HAPPENED REALLY FAR AWAY SO YOU'RE PROBABLY SAFE.

Sometimes I watch BBC News 24 during periods of supposed global crisis just to see the presenters trying to maintain an air of calm and collectedness while internally shitting bricks.

Also because the news into has the best raver music ever. Seriously, you could probably play it in a nightclub and get away with it. --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxuYFEWozN0