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Ginger Pig!
by jelliebean
Traditional Artist
15 years ago
This is actually FoxFairy's fault- she linked me to a supreme collection of tiny flocked animals that I dimly remember from my chilldhood and I promptly ordered...more than I really needed.
"What the fuck are these?!" My hoo-band cried when they arrived.
"Toys for the baby?" I suggested.
'Yes. Tiny, windpipe-sized toys for the baby." he replied. "Ellie, even I have the urge to stick those tiny pots and pans in my mouth."
"But...the tiny family of pigs!" I cried. "They need a model of our famillyyyy!" Alas, he was not moved. It's just as well, since this way I don't need to bother pretending to set up the dollhouse in the babies' room. It's in my sewing room now, bitch.
But then I felt guilty, so I decided to make stuffed toys for the babies. Here is the first one.
I'll make you one. The price depends on several factors, but they start at 40$ + materials and shipping. If you want one, you should note me, I need money.
"What the fuck are these?!" My hoo-band cried when they arrived.
"Toys for the baby?" I suggested.
'Yes. Tiny, windpipe-sized toys for the baby." he replied. "Ellie, even I have the urge to stick those tiny pots and pans in my mouth."
"But...the tiny family of pigs!" I cried. "They need a model of our famillyyyy!" Alas, he was not moved. It's just as well, since this way I don't need to bother pretending to set up the dollhouse in the babies' room. It's in my sewing room now, bitch.
But then I felt guilty, so I decided to make stuffed toys for the babies. Here is the first one.
I'll make you one. The price depends on several factors, but they start at 40$ + materials and shipping. If you want one, you should note me, I need money.
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Yeah my goal is to get all the kitties! I have them all over the house :3 Buttercup Cat Family, Persian Cat Family, and soon, Cream cat family. Also the Elephants are really cute! You need an elephant papa, right?
I'll definitely get one of these from you once my next batch of commissions is done :3
Would you be up for a Foxfairy?
AND:
I mean only the pots and pans and cute little things are windpipe sized! The toys themselves are just right for not sticking in your mouth.
BESIDES, my parents gave me tons of swallowable toys and I never once had an issue! Polly Pockets used to be the perfect choking hazard and nobody died.
I got the little piggies, but then I thought, "But...if I don't buy them a country cottage, where will they live?" and then I thought, "What good is a house without furniture?" and the next thing you know..yeah. I had it on the floor and I was sitting with Henry playing with it, and the first thing he did was start chewing on their little couch. EVERYTHING is going in his mouth. Everything. Everything.
I'm making an elephant RIGHT NOW. :P
Poor El frowned. But I never had a dollhouse growing up! It's way past time that this was remedied. :P
Also, looking at some of their other products... they're all ridiculously adorable and equally useless. AUGH. XC Part of me says I shouldn't worry about the gender binary, but another part of me says that it would just be way too creepy for me to own that kind of stuff. xD LITTLE KITTY FAMILY fuck why did I have to see this, my boyfriend will give me SUCH shit if he finds out I am ogling these, lol.
families? I'd mix and match to make mine homogay because why not, lol. The porcupines especially are adorable... I looked for the pigs but didn't see them!
I ordered some piggiewigs and some elephants and mixed them all together make make interracial families. One has a house and the other family is homeless, so they live in a shoebox diorama I made. ;c
[I thought the elephamily was pretty adorable, too, augh! lol]