Colt: Harmony, I...appreciate the help with this, but I don't think I can go through with this...I feel like a harlot.

Harmony: Oh, Colt. My darling, my beloved. My muse. You're not a harlot~
Harlots are cheap. You are a high-class whore.

Colt: Ex-excuse me?

Harmony: _smacks his ass_

Colt: AH!

Harmony: Now strut what that Orc Mama gave you!

Colt: You're enjoying this!

Harmony: You bet your ass I am!

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So, I've been thinking of bikini armor again. More specifically; putting men in bikini armor. I won't go into the long tangent of how my brain reached this point, but the short of it: I remember some people bithcing and moaning about how we don't see men sexualized like women. And their big 'gotcha' is to have male heroes crossdress or design their suits like female heroines. Which...always looked ugly to me.

Not that I don't like crossdressing, but, like, men and women are biologically different and you should try to show them off in a way that makes them look good.

Doing Colt here posed two kinds of challenges; one of which was making male bikini armor, something surprisingly rare. And the second, making something convincing for a spellcaster to wear. I think I came up with something that's...passable. Though, those shoulder guards could've used a bit more work. But, eh.