Mel if she was turned into a thicc Otaku-monster. Unlike the stereotypically gross and disgusting otaku stereotype monster who does nothing but be constantly pervert towards other anime fans despite being bad at making lover...this otaku certainly CAN get it, she also isn't gross and while she does use Japanese words despite not being Japanese, she actually uses the real Japanese words and has studied Japanese. You won't get turned into a piece of merch when around this koala or into a cosplayer to be lusted over, and her teeth aren't terrible and yellow but rather they are shiny but also have been surgically sharpened for the purpose of cosplaying as a Homestuck character.