Bless Us On This Day Saint Barbra
Deliver from my enemies o' Saint Barbra. Deliver me from the workers of inequity and save me from bloody men. The mighty are gathered against us, give me the strength to run my rounds and the stamina to complete this fire mission. Let me and my section complete the most holy of missions in the name of the God of War, that has selected us from his many soldiers to be his Redlegs. We are the shovel for when others are in the shit and we shall deliver upon thy enemy fire and flame unending in either direction. Lets us dine tonight on the gunline with cold chow but warm hearts kindled by the comradery of each other. We stand ready to be awoke in slumber so that those that serve with us may live. We shall endure rain, sleet, hail, and snow and keep our emplacements fast and precise, with our guns always laid and our powder dry. When the lightning strikes and the thunder booms, let it be in cadence with the flash of our muzzles and roar of our guns. Let the enemy know that our rounds will always be precise and accurate as we rain fire and fury from the heavens upon them. Let us then rest, once the battle is won, upon our throne in the rear, with our helmets on our heads as our crowns, as the Kings and Princes we are. HAIL TO THE KING OF BATTLE AND HAIL TO THE FIELD ARTILLERY!
Some yet more amazing work from
on their stream tonight, based on the awesome "Hellmo" meme that I've wanted to get done for a while now.
Some yet more amazing work from
on their stream tonight, based on the awesome "Hellmo" meme that I've wanted to get done for a while now.
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I just randomly stumbled upon this and after reading your description, I thought of this:
https://youtu.be/ZR1IuTx80Os?si=HOt1vvm5pTgI44G3
https://youtu.be/ZR1IuTx80Os?si=HOt1vvm5pTgI44G3
this actually F U L L Y where the joke came from, it first started as a slightly modified version of the passage and has slowly grown and grown as an inside joke between me and some of my buddies in my unit to the point that we are joking about writing an entire "Artillerymen's Bible"
No one is more of a shitbag than I. I am a Specialist, as a Specialist I realize I am part of a time honored group which is known as the E-4 Mafia. I am proud of the Mafia and will at all times have appointments scheduled and always be down to do hood rat shit regardless of the amount of NCOs around. I will always use my senority to escape from details wherever possible.
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