HEY I SAW THAT! *chases after you with maw open*

*noms you up and gulps you down* wouldn't work cause im a expert climer :P

Yay I'm safe now!! Vore scares me.

*pats your head and burps* just don't do anything bad and you won't have to see what my stomach looks like :P

Stomachs are one thing, being inside them is something I DON'T wanna experience. *hides*

did i see you take the candy? >:3 *licks lips*

I didn't take anything. And I'm not on the menu!

now who said anything about being on it >:3 im saying you are

No! *Hides up in tree*

Aw damn.. What do I do?

Noo!! *Runs away*

Lol im just playing :P

...Dork, don't go scaring me like that. -_-

Ok thats 3 days in my belly for calling me a dork!

Thats abuse of power!

no its lunch *opens up my maw and takes in your head*

*kicks myself off of you* I said no!

THATS ASSULT!

No, thats self defense, you were assaulting me!

cause you called me dork XD

Well you still don't get to eat me! :P

KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE! *taps belly with knight stick*

And if you do so just 'cause you say someone did something bad, I eat you :3

'cause that's how you get proper justice. :3

Exactly!

crap its the fuzz, hide the micros

we werent eating anyone illegaly officer, I swear

im gonna need to see some ID >:3

sure its right here *throws the nearest fur at you and runs like hell*

what kind of pred would I be if I let myself get nommed

*snags youu up with my long poofy tail as it coils around him as i eat the fur you threw at me*

damn it, what to do ... *ligtbulb*

wait you cant eat me yet, procedure says you have to do a maw check first, ya know for signs of illegal use of furs

i don't go by the rules >:3

I have the feeling I could use every dirty trick I've ever fathomed in the subject of "escaping a pred", and they'd simply be counteracted in someway or another, so maybe its best I give in to the enevitable, but before I do I'd like to get a picture of the pred thats to be my match, so if you would be so kind as let me get my camera

OHmaigod, the number of vore cops is growing lately... *Whistles as he passes you, hiding some living prey in his bag. ''Nothing wrong here, Mr. .... Fawlk~''

Im gonna need to see what you got there >:3

*Smiles uncomfortly* Uhh... S-sorry, it's p-private, mister... May I g-go... now? *Walks away with a sweatdrop on his forehead*

hand it over son

Or what? You can't eat me for this! *Runs away*

*snags you up with my long puffy tail*

H-hey! I didn't do anything wrong, officer! You don't got the right to eat meeeee! *Squirms, throwing his bag away* I'll show you, if you let me go!

*starts to slurp up your tail*

Ayeeh! Mr. Fawlk I'm sorry! Please don't e-eat me! I'll do everything except that!

oh uh um hay police fawlk ^^ *have killed a human with my sword* um oops

nah im not into hard vore :P

im not into hard vore to i just kills ppls becuse im bored XD hahaha i do it to at the police to XD fun fun XD

*before you finish your sentence i eat you AND your dog XD*

XD lol HAHAH yay we got eaten *i got eaten by sadaharu*


sadaharu: murrrrs *licks your belly wall*

nice ^^
good to hear theres another vore cop protecting the peace =3

who said anything about peace? i was just hungry :P

well by eating bad guys u get to protect peace and satisfy yur hunger =3
killing 2 birds with one stone ^^

oh my. License to vore.....

nice badge

lol thank you :3

if i just beat the crap out of somone...how many days in ur belly would i get?

a week :P

oh...okay... *runs*

lol. You and your randomness. xD

I'm in this too... just not considered an officer.