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Meowth *trenchoat*:Last week we went to the country side and had ourselves a real good time.
Wobbuffet:Wob, wob!
Meowth:But now the country roads are done. That dosen’t mean we’re out of fun.
Dudley *backwards cap*:For tonight is full of luck!
Eddie:For all seven. Except for one.
Kokoro:*sunglasses on, happy mask* And one vote could break us from ties.
Linda:But even then we’ll have a
Meowth:Now we’re gonna tell you something, we think you should know.
Dudley & Kokoro:Don’t sweat it!
Linda & Eddie:Forget it!
All Judges:Enjoy the show.
Meowth sings this Song (Titanic: The Animated Movie - It's PARTY TIME):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s
Dudley:*thinking* Why was there a rapping dog on the titanic? I may not be the smartest but I don’t think rap was invented yet.
Meowth:Don’t…don’t look to much into that terrible movie.
Kokoro:*determined mask* Indeed, what we should be focusing on right now is our prize. *greedy mask* I don’t know much about greed, but come on, even you must admit the solid gold is temping young Eddie.
Eddie:*nervous* Well now that you mention it, Nana has been on me lately about…*shakes head* No, no. Focus. It might not even be real good.
Meowth:It is! I can assure you. Would I ever lie to you guys?
Linda:Hey where’s our guest judge? I thought they were supposed to be here by now.
???:I am here. Your’e just not looking hard enough.
*The camera turns to see the mysterious voice’s owner, eventually it lands on none other than a familiar looking “Human” with an enormous skull?*
Linda:Isn't that the alien, Roger from season 2? And American Dad I said.
Blonc “Two Shot” Partee (Rodger Smith):First of all I’m a human. Secondly, the names Blonc “Two Shot” Partee. Professional Party Goer and Song Critic+Not So Professional Wine Taster. They call me that because I always start with two shots but always end up drinking more.
Eddie:*sarcastic* Yeah, that guy is definitely a human.
Kokoro:*annoyed mask* Yeah even I can tell that much.
Dudley:*genuinely believes it* Nice to meet you Mr.Partee. You came on the right night, because it’s Party Night.
“Blonc”:I know that. And I hope you know that I’m one heck of a partier. If you don’t know, now you do. Though how long will you know? Ha, probably not long at all.
Linda:Well that’s a bit harsh.
Dudley:Dude it’s fine, he’s a cool party guy! You can always trust those guys to make good decisions with guesses.
Kokoro:*embarrassed mask* You really can’t.
Meowth:Anyways, last time we had to say goodbye to the Scyther who turned out to be none other than Louis from Beastars. Only Linda got it right-
Kokoro:*stubborn* By mooching off the guest judge.
Meowth:So now everyone is once again in a tie at 6…or 7? Urgh, I should really keep a scoreboard.
“Blonc”:But they’re tied right? *looks at camera* Tied up like my-
Meowth:ANYWAYS! Now we’ll have the other half of the duels, which is party themed. What does that entail? You’ll see soon enough. I decided to randomize the remaining 4 again. Now Meowscarda will be fighting Emboar first, then Zangoose will face off against Drizzle. It was mainly color reasoning. Red and Blue I mean.
“Blonc”:Red and Blue like the U.S.A.P, United States of Awesome Parties!
Meowth:And in order to start off this awesome party, let’s get to see what drama has been going on 4 generations apart from each other, perhaps maybe even longer. Who will win the first duel, the Magical Meowscarda or the Fiery Emboar? Only one can instally the Super Six. But just who will that one be? And just how exactly do they plan to win.
Linda:By singing?
Meowth:Ok, captain obvious. But why don’t we see what these two have to say to each other before jumping to any conclusions.
Meowscarada:You know what? I think tonight might be a good night for me. I may not be the party girl of my pals, but thanks to that one, I know what to expect from them.
Emboar:Have you tho? Because I don’t think you’ve seen the things I can do. Literally, only a few specific people with a few specific requirements can.
Meowscarada:And what about you? Remember, I have actually sung in my original series before, probably through multiple generations too.
Emboar:Ha! This isn’t canon either way so who cares? Besides, my series certainly has a lot more references to music than your series does.
Meowscarada:But references can only get you so far, Mr.Boar. You’ve never been to another world like I have.
Emboar:I almost did!...Apparently. Even so, I suppose it dosen’t matter because I’m gonna beat your [bleep] all the way to 1999!
Meowscarada:I’d like to see you try. And may the best woman win.
Emboar:I was gonna think of a comeback, but that was pretty clever. I’m still winning though!
Meowth:My, things seem to be really heating up here! And not just on Emboars side. There might be a-
“Blonc”:Woah there pussycat, it’s best not finish that there statement ! One thing that I hate is people making fun of forest fires.
Meowth:...Yeah, that may be for the best “Blonc”. Anyways, Meowscarda will be going first, with Emboar going second, as was determined by a coin flip backstage.
Meowscarda:I hope you enjoy my rendition of this classic party song!
Song (Whitney Huston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody):https://youtu.be/Q5wPHxqgQH0
Dudley:That song made me wanna dance with somebody.
“Blonc”:*annoyed look* No duh, who doesn't love Whtiney Huston. If only she was here right now to see your performance.
Meowscarda:Thank you, that means a lot to me.
“Blonc”:*insulting* Yeah, maybe Huston could show you how a real singer does it.
# Wow, harsh.
Meowth:Hey what was that all about.
“Blonc”:One thing that Blonc loves is a compliment sandwich with only one bread. And usually, the compliment that comes last, it ain’t on the sandwich. It saves mea lot of calories just look at all the weight I lost.
*Shows a diagram of him 2 times but at the same weight.*
Meowth:*sighs* Well you may be a menace but at least you're only here for one night. Unfortunately, all of our clues come from menaces who have been bugging us all throughout the season. That’s right. The Cluetwo trio are back with a vengeance. If that vengeance is 2 lies and a truth.
Linda:This is where the Cluetwos come out and tell us 3 fact about a character but only one of the facts is a true fact.
“Blonc”:*tone that is hard to tell if sarcastic or not* Oh wow, I did not know that.
*Static appears on the screen*
Cluetwo Prime:Thank you for that introduction. And to the new judges that stand by you, salutations. We’ve got two more truths and one more fib coming up. But which is which? You’ll never know.
Cluetwo Y:Okay so uh, Meowscarda has to write a letter daily to someone or else she will die.
Cluetwo Prime:She is actually from the Pokemon Universe, or another Nintedo franchise.
Cluetwo X:And her voice actor has a lot of controversy surrounding her.
Meowth:Woah! Those are some interesting factoids. But only one of them is a true factoid. Which one is it though?
Eddie:Well, I haven’t been paying attention much to VA controversies but that “daily letter” clue someone reminded me of that one episode in My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic where Twilight had failed to write a letter to Princess Celestia.
Dudley:*worried* GASPS, and she forgot to do it and died?
Eddie:Wha…No? That one is clearly one of the two lies! But what if it was based upon a truth that she thought she had to write a letter to someone? I think that it is Twilight then, because that would also prove that the Nintendo property clue is false.
Linda:If I remember correctly, Tina watches a similar show to that My Little Pony thing. I don’t have much info on it but the fandom is masculinely dominated and there were a few controversies there. I’m not sure if Voice Acting is related but maybe the letter clue is true after all?
Kokoro:Usually I would object to you, but I too believe that this is in fact Twilgiht Sparkle form My Little Pony, in her human form from the original EG. This is not to be confused with Sci-Twi who is the human from the dimension wherein OG Twilight went into.
Dudley:Yeah I think it’s Twilight too! And I think that Tara did have a few controversies.
“Blonc”:Well I DON’T think it’s her.
*Roder then pulls out an MP3 thing with a gasp*
Eddie:...Ok, it’s not a big deal as you're making it out to be, but you do have our attention. So, who do you think it is?
“Blonc”:Isn’t it obvious!? It’s none other than Marge Simpson The Simpsons
Eddie:*trying to contain himself* And how did you arrive at that conclusion?
“Blonc”:I mean isn’t it obvious? Obviously the VA is the right clue to lead her to it, but not because they actually did something bad. Marge’s VA is controversial considering how old she is. They haven’t changed her in a long time, and that’s controversial because no one likes listening to old people sounding like they’re on their deathbeds everyday. Isn’t that what you've all been doing though.
Meowth:We aren’t planning on doing stand up comedy night until a later season. Save your terrible jokes until then Rdoger.
Dudley:Woah, there's no need to call the man bad name, Meowth.
“Blonc”:*angry* What do you mean Rodger is a bad name!?
Meowth:I wasn’t calling hm a bad name I was calling him his true name,
“Blonc”:Actually my true name is something that no mortal man can pronounce but all of the Smiths call me good ol’ uncle Roger.
Linda:Roger?
Star Wars Droid:Roger Roger.
Dudley:No, his name is Blonc!
Kokoro:*shakespearean mask* What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet
Squidward Tentacles:Ah classic theater. Clearly this judge has taste.
Cluetwo Prime:Yeah, bad ones! Everyone knows that Mama Mia is the best love story, media of fiction even.
Emboar:*yelling* OI! WE’VE GOT A SHOW TO DO STILL SO QUIT YOUR BICKERING AND LISTEN TO ME SING NOW.
…
Meowth:Right, we seemed to have gone way off the rails. *ahem* Interesting guess,s any right, etc. Emboar signs now.
Emboar:Not the introduction I would’ve liked. But then again at least they didn’t mention one about giving me a “hand” Ha ha! Anyways, here's a more modern song for you!
Song (World Order - Singularity):https://youtu.be/ftz_2xwF1tk
Dudley:Well! That certainly was something! And it certainly was more modern than your last few attempts.
Linda:Your singing was as good as ever Emboar!
“Blonc”:That's' as good as ever? If that’s the case then his personal best must only be moderate at best because that was *mimicking a sheep* ba-a-a-a-ad.
Eddie:I find that very insulting.
Emboar:Yeah, at least you could have made a pig pun…*embarrassed* Don’t get any ideas.
Cluetwo Y:Uh…yeah. Best not to do that.
MeCluetwowtwo X:Anyways y’all it’s time for another round of 2 lies and a truth.
Cluetwo Y:Okay so, Emboar is a compulsive gambler, resulting in him losing important objects.
Cluetwo Prime:He once had a crush on a ghost girl.
Cluetwo X:And one of his hobbies is rocking out on his electric guitar.
Eddie:Okay now this one I think we may be a bit more divided over. Especially considering the truth may be a bit less obvious then before.
Linda:Hmmm, well if the truth is that he’s a compulsive gambler, then my guess would be on Joker from D.C Comics. I mean every fight with Batman is a compulsive gamble of life or death on the city. And he’s got card mock ups, which are often associated with gambling games.
Dudley:But that dosen’t fit the flow of the rest of the clues! And that’s assuming the gambling is the truth. Not to mention that he was never associated with the number “4” before!
Eddie:Well what do you think the truth is?
Dudley:If the truth is that he plays guitar all the time and we want to connect the “number 4” clue, then I’d say it’s Akira Atoshi from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. He debuted in Part 4, Diamond is Unbreakable, and he literally plays guitar all the time! It’s his stand for Pete’s Sake!
Kokoro:*fox mask* What an interesting guess, however, now that I’m actually trying to win this thing I’m afraid I can’t go with it. I too admit that it must be a Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 4 character, but the truth is that his important objects lost by gambling was none other than his house. This is Rohan Kishibe, it would explain his grumpy attitude and all that!
Eddie:*sighs* The only reason he got so mad was because we kept interrupting him. I’m not so sure about that. I actually think that it’s Okuyasu Nijima. He debuted in Part 4 too, and the ghost girl thing could refer to that one scene with the photo of Rei Akiyama, who died long ago but lived on in the spirit world!
“Blonc”:*gasps* Or the guitar is actually the universal truth and it’s not a Jojo character at all!
Eddie:Well then who is it?
“Blonc”:Isn’t it obvious? It’s Brain Griffin from Family Guy! He played an electric guitar when he rick rolled past! And the 4 likely refers to the number of paws he has, because he has 4 paws! I know my guess is cool and your’e free to use it.
Eddie:Err…thanks but I’m not so sure that’s true.
Meowth:Well we won’t know less he gets unmasked tonight. So until then why don’t you two head backstage as we welcome our other two duelists on the stage.
Wobbuffet:*chugging a drink* Wob! Wob!
Meowth:No buddy, we aren’t talking about the chugging competition. We’re talking about the singers. One of them is Zangoose, the sole survivor of Hoenn. The other Drizzile the water starter from Galar. Just who's gonna win this fight? Why not get their opinions from the two fighters themselves?
Zangoose:So, why am I gonna come out on top? Well I don’t mean any offense to my opponent, but for the nick of time I think that my age has led to more knowledge than her.
Drizzile:Yes, her show may have been out longer than mine, but let me go on record to say that she’s never had any skill in physical combat.
Zangoose:True, I’ll give you that much. I ain’t exactly a fighter unlike some of the others. That said though, this is a singing competition, not a duel.
Drizzile:I guess we’re evenly matched in that end. While our voice actresses may or may not have had singing gigs before neither of us have had any experience in the song world.
Zangoose:Well I might have had a little thinkin’ back, but I ain’t a professional singer. Experience doesn't matter at parties though. And I sure know how to party.
Drizzile:Well now my show may be a bit more of a downer debbie then yours, or maybe a lot more of a downer, but I still know how to party.
Zangoose:But which one of us has the better singing voice? That’s what it comes down too.
Drizzle:Indeed it does. So without further ado, let us begin. You can go first.
Zangoose:Thanks for the kind words, little missie. Anyways, whenever I think of parties, I often think of dancing. And what better way to show that than through a song called D.A.N.C.E?
Song:https://youtu.be/tCnBrrnOefs
Dudley:Dancing is not as easy as 1 2 3 4 5 like the song has led you to believe. I know, I’ve tried it.
Eddie:Agreed, and clearly it isn’t singing under that mask. But you’ve done so well so far. I think that she might make it all the way to the finale!
Zangoose:Shucks, you're making me blush over here! I was worried I’d fumble my words up.
“Blonc”:Yeah, you didn’t fumble up the words, but everything else was pretty fumbled. You call that dancing? This is dancing. *does the default dance*
Linda:Eh, I’ve seen better dances, Blonc.
Cluetwo Prime:Maybe so, but truthfully I don’t think that matters so much. Now then, shall we begin with one truths and two lies for Zangoose?
Cluetwo Y:Uh, we shall sir! Okay so first off all, despite not being as well known for it Zangoose also knows a bit of ballet.
Cluetwo Prime:Despite her being safe first, she has never herself worn a helmet when riding a bike.
Cluetwo X:Or is the truth that she secretly was once in bigger trouble, but others were the one that took various falls.
Linda:I feel as though X’s clue may be too far fetched for it given what we do know.
Dudley:Hey accidents happen all the time. And it may not be that big of a crime, someone could’ve just taken the cookie from the cookie jar.
Linda:Yeeaaaah, but I think the truth is actually Primes secret. But if that’s the case then I don’t know anyone who does that.
Eddie:Well you don’t have to rely on that clue only.
Linda:Right…I’m still saying Widget form Wow Wow Wubbzy then. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her wear a helmet before but as an inventor she is very cautious.
Kokoro:*bunny mask* I’m saying Widget too, but I’m saying it due to her ballet being the truth. We have seen her do it before and was pretty good at it.
Eddie:And I’m saying that it’s another Beastars character, Haru from Beastars! The truth however, is actually X. The one who fell was Louis as he got resigned from the acting club that wall his “fallout” in a sense and Legoshi had fallen in love with him!
Dudley:And I say that it’s Charlie Emily and the clue package is helmet. She cares about the safety of the kids but the puppet can’t put on a helmet!
“Blonc”:Oh I like that guess, but I actually think it’s Roxanne Wolf.
Eddie:Roxanne Wolf?
“Blonc”:Uh yeah, Roxxane. She never wears a helmet in her artwork when she races in the go-kars. That’s…probably a safety hazard right?
Eddie:When the heck was she ever safety-first?
“Blonc”:You can blame that virus or whatever for messing with her systems. And besides, with her inflated ego you know she probably was just being humble to hide the truth of her identity! She probably was really proud of her work but won’t say it.
Linda:But isn’t Roxanne a little…Taller?
“Blonc”:SHE-IS-A-ROBOT-HEIGHT-CAN-BE-ADJUSTED.
Meowth:Well whoever it is we certainly loved that performance. But Drizzile still has a song of her own to sing. Go ahead miss Drizzile, the stage is all yours.
Drizzile:Thank you Mr.Meowth. I know that I might not be the best person to have at a party, but I’ve been learning to have some fun thanks to my friends. They even recommended this song to me at one point. Here’s hoping I get it right.
“Blonc”:Trust me I hope so too. Considering how awful last one was that is.
Drizzle:Save your insults for after the song.
Song (Ashura-Chan by Ado):https://youtu.be/jdwQKUKevOA
Dudley:Woah, in terms of good performances we’ve had 4 out of 4. Were they saving the best for last.
“Blonc”:Yeah. Then again considering everyone else was hot piles of garbage that isn’t really saying much.
Drizzle:*relieved* See? That wasn’t so hard was it.
Dudley:Here’s a random question:Why are you such a negative nelly?
“Blonc”:Because ultimately it’s true! No one here has had a good performance tonight. All you guys are doing is having a karaoke contest in costumes. And barely any of the songs had the word party in it.
Meowth:Well no, but they have party-like themes. *shakes head* W-wait hold on that's besides the point! Your’e almost as bad as those 3.
Cluetwo Prime:*annoyed* Hey we’re right here you know.
Meowth:I do know. And since you're here, you may as well give off the final truths and a lie.
Cluetwo Prime:That was the plan, so let’s get to it!
Cluetwo Y:Drizzle has control over the element of fire.
Cluetwo Prime:She loves eating noodles when she isn’t in the middle of a big battle.
Cluetwo X:And her preferred weapon is that of the sword!
Linda:Hmmm, so the truth is that she’s a sword fighter then?
Kokoro:*thinking* Perhaps maybe Sayaka Maizono from Puella Magi Madoka. The other clues cancel out. We know she doesn't control fire and we never seen Sayaka eating Noodles before.
Dudley:Oh! If the noodle thing is the true thing then maybe this is someone with a huge appetite! If that’s the case then maybe it’s actually Kyoko Sakura? She’s often associated with eating. Heck sometimes she eats while she fights.
Linda:That does make some sense when you put it like that. an interesting guess but then the truth wouldn’t work because of fire association. I think it might be Yachiyo Nanami from the Magia Record Spinoff. Her favorite food is udon noodles and she controls water, not fire, and she dosen’t use a sword but a spear. Se? I did some actual research and didn’t just smooch off guesses.
Kokoro:*sighs* I suppose that was a bit harsh of me to see.
Eddie:I think that I’m with Dudley. She dosen’t actually control fire, it’s just an effect in her transformation used. I can understand the confusion though.
“Blonc”:I know exactly who this is, and it isn’t a magical girl. Infact, I believe none of these so-called “truths” are true at all! Infact, the person underneath it isn’t a girl at all.
Eddie:I mean it still could be an adolescent male, but I doubt it.
“Blonc”:Yes it could still be. But it isn’t.
Dudley:Well then who is it?
“Blonc”:It’s Bjork.
# is a girl.
“Blonc”:Bjork. Is. A. Woman. Get your facts straight.
Eddie:Well any evidence pointing it being Bjork?
“Blonc”:Evidence 1:Both of them suck. Evidence 2:Have you ever seen Bjork in the same room as the Intellemon? Evidence 3:I’m Ken Jeong the shit out of these guesses! How the heck idd you not realize that already?
Everyone:...Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
“Blonc”:The truth is, Blonc “Two Shot” Partee, dosen’t do his research. He just says whatever he feels like because he doesn't care to know enough to know about the personal lives of the contestants anyways. So Blonc, who is me in case you forgot, just says the most out of left field stuff to keep it entertaining.
Drizzile:Well I can’t tell you if I’m Bjork or not…but I’m probably not Bjork.
“Blonc”:No kidding. There’s you aren’t Bjork. She at least has SOME talent. Not to mention how young you son, unlike those old bags in the Mew suits.
Cluetwo Y:Hey, we aren’t that old!...Or are we? Either way that’s rude.
Cluetwo X:Calm down Mr.Y, there’s no need to get your head twisted like that.
Cluetwo Prime:Besides, you’ve all behaved so well, why don’t we give you another clue?
*The screen glitches and on it a boomerang appears*
Cluetwoprime:This clue may be a bit to young for to our prime audience, but your parents are going to love it!
Meowth:A boomerang? Wonder what that could mean?
“Blonc”:I don’t know. Maybe they’re form Australia or something?
Linda:...Actually, I think I might know who these are, and not in a Ken Jeong way.
Meowth:Well unfortunately we won’t be able to hear your shocking revelation anytime soon, because it’s time for the vote.
“Blonc”:Yeah thats’ right folks. Time to see which one of these guys are moving straight to the finals.
Meowth:*thinking* For this round you have to have two names down. The first name is either of Emboar or Meowscarda with the second name either Zangoose or Drizzile. The two with the most votes will automatically move on to the next round and the two with the least will face off in the duel. Whoever wins the duel will take the final spot. You can only vote once!
Party Duel:So Vote Wisely!
Wobbuffet:Wob, wob!
Meowth:But now the country roads are done. That dosen’t mean we’re out of fun.
Dudley *backwards cap*:For tonight is full of luck!
Eddie:For all seven. Except for one.
Kokoro:*sunglasses on, happy mask* And one vote could break us from ties.
Linda:But even then we’ll have a
Meowth:Now we’re gonna tell you something, we think you should know.
Dudley & Kokoro:Don’t sweat it!
Linda & Eddie:Forget it!
All Judges:Enjoy the show.
Meowth sings this Song (Titanic: The Animated Movie - It's PARTY TIME):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s
Dudley:*thinking* Why was there a rapping dog on the titanic? I may not be the smartest but I don’t think rap was invented yet.
Meowth:Don’t…don’t look to much into that terrible movie.
Kokoro:*determined mask* Indeed, what we should be focusing on right now is our prize. *greedy mask* I don’t know much about greed, but come on, even you must admit the solid gold is temping young Eddie.
Eddie:*nervous* Well now that you mention it, Nana has been on me lately about…*shakes head* No, no. Focus. It might not even be real good.
Meowth:It is! I can assure you. Would I ever lie to you guys?
Linda:Hey where’s our guest judge? I thought they were supposed to be here by now.
???:I am here. Your’e just not looking hard enough.
*The camera turns to see the mysterious voice’s owner, eventually it lands on none other than a familiar looking “Human” with an enormous skull?*
Linda:Isn't that the alien, Roger from season 2? And American Dad I said.
Blonc “Two Shot” Partee (Rodger Smith):First of all I’m a human. Secondly, the names Blonc “Two Shot” Partee. Professional Party Goer and Song Critic+Not So Professional Wine Taster. They call me that because I always start with two shots but always end up drinking more.
Eddie:*sarcastic* Yeah, that guy is definitely a human.
Kokoro:*annoyed mask* Yeah even I can tell that much.
Dudley:*genuinely believes it* Nice to meet you Mr.Partee. You came on the right night, because it’s Party Night.
“Blonc”:I know that. And I hope you know that I’m one heck of a partier. If you don’t know, now you do. Though how long will you know? Ha, probably not long at all.
Linda:Well that’s a bit harsh.
Dudley:Dude it’s fine, he’s a cool party guy! You can always trust those guys to make good decisions with guesses.
Kokoro:*embarrassed mask* You really can’t.
Meowth:Anyways, last time we had to say goodbye to the Scyther who turned out to be none other than Louis from Beastars. Only Linda got it right-
Kokoro:*stubborn* By mooching off the guest judge.
Meowth:So now everyone is once again in a tie at 6…or 7? Urgh, I should really keep a scoreboard.
“Blonc”:But they’re tied right? *looks at camera* Tied up like my-
Meowth:ANYWAYS! Now we’ll have the other half of the duels, which is party themed. What does that entail? You’ll see soon enough. I decided to randomize the remaining 4 again. Now Meowscarda will be fighting Emboar first, then Zangoose will face off against Drizzle. It was mainly color reasoning. Red and Blue I mean.
“Blonc”:Red and Blue like the U.S.A.P, United States of Awesome Parties!
Meowth:And in order to start off this awesome party, let’s get to see what drama has been going on 4 generations apart from each other, perhaps maybe even longer. Who will win the first duel, the Magical Meowscarda or the Fiery Emboar? Only one can instally the Super Six. But just who will that one be? And just how exactly do they plan to win.
Linda:By singing?
Meowth:Ok, captain obvious. But why don’t we see what these two have to say to each other before jumping to any conclusions.
Meowscarada:You know what? I think tonight might be a good night for me. I may not be the party girl of my pals, but thanks to that one, I know what to expect from them.
Emboar:Have you tho? Because I don’t think you’ve seen the things I can do. Literally, only a few specific people with a few specific requirements can.
Meowscarada:And what about you? Remember, I have actually sung in my original series before, probably through multiple generations too.
Emboar:Ha! This isn’t canon either way so who cares? Besides, my series certainly has a lot more references to music than your series does.
Meowscarada:But references can only get you so far, Mr.Boar. You’ve never been to another world like I have.
Emboar:I almost did!...Apparently. Even so, I suppose it dosen’t matter because I’m gonna beat your [bleep] all the way to 1999!
Meowscarada:I’d like to see you try. And may the best woman win.
Emboar:I was gonna think of a comeback, but that was pretty clever. I’m still winning though!
Meowth:My, things seem to be really heating up here! And not just on Emboars side. There might be a-
“Blonc”:Woah there pussycat, it’s best not finish that there statement ! One thing that I hate is people making fun of forest fires.
Meowth:...Yeah, that may be for the best “Blonc”. Anyways, Meowscarda will be going first, with Emboar going second, as was determined by a coin flip backstage.
Meowscarda:I hope you enjoy my rendition of this classic party song!
Song (Whitney Huston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody):https://youtu.be/Q5wPHxqgQH0
Dudley:That song made me wanna dance with somebody.
“Blonc”:*annoyed look* No duh, who doesn't love Whtiney Huston. If only she was here right now to see your performance.
Meowscarda:Thank you, that means a lot to me.
“Blonc”:*insulting* Yeah, maybe Huston could show you how a real singer does it.
# Wow, harsh.
Meowth:Hey what was that all about.
“Blonc”:One thing that Blonc loves is a compliment sandwich with only one bread. And usually, the compliment that comes last, it ain’t on the sandwich. It saves mea lot of calories just look at all the weight I lost.
*Shows a diagram of him 2 times but at the same weight.*
Meowth:*sighs* Well you may be a menace but at least you're only here for one night. Unfortunately, all of our clues come from menaces who have been bugging us all throughout the season. That’s right. The Cluetwo trio are back with a vengeance. If that vengeance is 2 lies and a truth.
Linda:This is where the Cluetwos come out and tell us 3 fact about a character but only one of the facts is a true fact.
“Blonc”:*tone that is hard to tell if sarcastic or not* Oh wow, I did not know that.
*Static appears on the screen*
Cluetwo Prime:Thank you for that introduction. And to the new judges that stand by you, salutations. We’ve got two more truths and one more fib coming up. But which is which? You’ll never know.
Cluetwo Y:Okay so uh, Meowscarda has to write a letter daily to someone or else she will die.
Cluetwo Prime:She is actually from the Pokemon Universe, or another Nintedo franchise.
Cluetwo X:And her voice actor has a lot of controversy surrounding her.
Meowth:Woah! Those are some interesting factoids. But only one of them is a true factoid. Which one is it though?
Eddie:Well, I haven’t been paying attention much to VA controversies but that “daily letter” clue someone reminded me of that one episode in My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic where Twilight had failed to write a letter to Princess Celestia.
Dudley:*worried* GASPS, and she forgot to do it and died?
Eddie:Wha…No? That one is clearly one of the two lies! But what if it was based upon a truth that she thought she had to write a letter to someone? I think that it is Twilight then, because that would also prove that the Nintendo property clue is false.
Linda:If I remember correctly, Tina watches a similar show to that My Little Pony thing. I don’t have much info on it but the fandom is masculinely dominated and there were a few controversies there. I’m not sure if Voice Acting is related but maybe the letter clue is true after all?
Kokoro:Usually I would object to you, but I too believe that this is in fact Twilgiht Sparkle form My Little Pony, in her human form from the original EG. This is not to be confused with Sci-Twi who is the human from the dimension wherein OG Twilight went into.
Dudley:Yeah I think it’s Twilight too! And I think that Tara did have a few controversies.
“Blonc”:Well I DON’T think it’s her.
*Roder then pulls out an MP3 thing with a gasp*
Eddie:...Ok, it’s not a big deal as you're making it out to be, but you do have our attention. So, who do you think it is?
“Blonc”:Isn’t it obvious!? It’s none other than Marge Simpson The Simpsons
Eddie:*trying to contain himself* And how did you arrive at that conclusion?
“Blonc”:I mean isn’t it obvious? Obviously the VA is the right clue to lead her to it, but not because they actually did something bad. Marge’s VA is controversial considering how old she is. They haven’t changed her in a long time, and that’s controversial because no one likes listening to old people sounding like they’re on their deathbeds everyday. Isn’t that what you've all been doing though.
Meowth:We aren’t planning on doing stand up comedy night until a later season. Save your terrible jokes until then Rdoger.
Dudley:Woah, there's no need to call the man bad name, Meowth.
“Blonc”:*angry* What do you mean Rodger is a bad name!?
Meowth:I wasn’t calling hm a bad name I was calling him his true name,
“Blonc”:Actually my true name is something that no mortal man can pronounce but all of the Smiths call me good ol’ uncle Roger.
Linda:Roger?
Star Wars Droid:Roger Roger.
Dudley:No, his name is Blonc!
Kokoro:*shakespearean mask* What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet
Squidward Tentacles:Ah classic theater. Clearly this judge has taste.
Cluetwo Prime:Yeah, bad ones! Everyone knows that Mama Mia is the best love story, media of fiction even.
Emboar:*yelling* OI! WE’VE GOT A SHOW TO DO STILL SO QUIT YOUR BICKERING AND LISTEN TO ME SING NOW.
…
Meowth:Right, we seemed to have gone way off the rails. *ahem* Interesting guess,s any right, etc. Emboar signs now.
Emboar:Not the introduction I would’ve liked. But then again at least they didn’t mention one about giving me a “hand” Ha ha! Anyways, here's a more modern song for you!
Song (World Order - Singularity):https://youtu.be/ftz_2xwF1tk
Dudley:Well! That certainly was something! And it certainly was more modern than your last few attempts.
Linda:Your singing was as good as ever Emboar!
“Blonc”:That's' as good as ever? If that’s the case then his personal best must only be moderate at best because that was *mimicking a sheep* ba-a-a-a-ad.
Eddie:I find that very insulting.
Emboar:Yeah, at least you could have made a pig pun…*embarrassed* Don’t get any ideas.
Cluetwo Y:Uh…yeah. Best not to do that.
MeCluetwowtwo X:Anyways y’all it’s time for another round of 2 lies and a truth.
Cluetwo Y:Okay so, Emboar is a compulsive gambler, resulting in him losing important objects.
Cluetwo Prime:He once had a crush on a ghost girl.
Cluetwo X:And one of his hobbies is rocking out on his electric guitar.
Eddie:Okay now this one I think we may be a bit more divided over. Especially considering the truth may be a bit less obvious then before.
Linda:Hmmm, well if the truth is that he’s a compulsive gambler, then my guess would be on Joker from D.C Comics. I mean every fight with Batman is a compulsive gamble of life or death on the city. And he’s got card mock ups, which are often associated with gambling games.
Dudley:But that dosen’t fit the flow of the rest of the clues! And that’s assuming the gambling is the truth. Not to mention that he was never associated with the number “4” before!
Eddie:Well what do you think the truth is?
Dudley:If the truth is that he plays guitar all the time and we want to connect the “number 4” clue, then I’d say it’s Akira Atoshi from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. He debuted in Part 4, Diamond is Unbreakable, and he literally plays guitar all the time! It’s his stand for Pete’s Sake!
Kokoro:*fox mask* What an interesting guess, however, now that I’m actually trying to win this thing I’m afraid I can’t go with it. I too admit that it must be a Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 4 character, but the truth is that his important objects lost by gambling was none other than his house. This is Rohan Kishibe, it would explain his grumpy attitude and all that!
Eddie:*sighs* The only reason he got so mad was because we kept interrupting him. I’m not so sure about that. I actually think that it’s Okuyasu Nijima. He debuted in Part 4 too, and the ghost girl thing could refer to that one scene with the photo of Rei Akiyama, who died long ago but lived on in the spirit world!
“Blonc”:*gasps* Or the guitar is actually the universal truth and it’s not a Jojo character at all!
Eddie:Well then who is it?
“Blonc”:Isn’t it obvious? It’s Brain Griffin from Family Guy! He played an electric guitar when he rick rolled past! And the 4 likely refers to the number of paws he has, because he has 4 paws! I know my guess is cool and your’e free to use it.
Eddie:Err…thanks but I’m not so sure that’s true.
Meowth:Well we won’t know less he gets unmasked tonight. So until then why don’t you two head backstage as we welcome our other two duelists on the stage.
Wobbuffet:*chugging a drink* Wob! Wob!
Meowth:No buddy, we aren’t talking about the chugging competition. We’re talking about the singers. One of them is Zangoose, the sole survivor of Hoenn. The other Drizzile the water starter from Galar. Just who's gonna win this fight? Why not get their opinions from the two fighters themselves?
Zangoose:So, why am I gonna come out on top? Well I don’t mean any offense to my opponent, but for the nick of time I think that my age has led to more knowledge than her.
Drizzile:Yes, her show may have been out longer than mine, but let me go on record to say that she’s never had any skill in physical combat.
Zangoose:True, I’ll give you that much. I ain’t exactly a fighter unlike some of the others. That said though, this is a singing competition, not a duel.
Drizzile:I guess we’re evenly matched in that end. While our voice actresses may or may not have had singing gigs before neither of us have had any experience in the song world.
Zangoose:Well I might have had a little thinkin’ back, but I ain’t a professional singer. Experience doesn't matter at parties though. And I sure know how to party.
Drizzile:Well now my show may be a bit more of a downer debbie then yours, or maybe a lot more of a downer, but I still know how to party.
Zangoose:But which one of us has the better singing voice? That’s what it comes down too.
Drizzle:Indeed it does. So without further ado, let us begin. You can go first.
Zangoose:Thanks for the kind words, little missie. Anyways, whenever I think of parties, I often think of dancing. And what better way to show that than through a song called D.A.N.C.E?
Song:https://youtu.be/tCnBrrnOefs
Dudley:Dancing is not as easy as 1 2 3 4 5 like the song has led you to believe. I know, I’ve tried it.
Eddie:Agreed, and clearly it isn’t singing under that mask. But you’ve done so well so far. I think that she might make it all the way to the finale!
Zangoose:Shucks, you're making me blush over here! I was worried I’d fumble my words up.
“Blonc”:Yeah, you didn’t fumble up the words, but everything else was pretty fumbled. You call that dancing? This is dancing. *does the default dance*
Linda:Eh, I’ve seen better dances, Blonc.
Cluetwo Prime:Maybe so, but truthfully I don’t think that matters so much. Now then, shall we begin with one truths and two lies for Zangoose?
Cluetwo Y:Uh, we shall sir! Okay so first off all, despite not being as well known for it Zangoose also knows a bit of ballet.
Cluetwo Prime:Despite her being safe first, she has never herself worn a helmet when riding a bike.
Cluetwo X:Or is the truth that she secretly was once in bigger trouble, but others were the one that took various falls.
Linda:I feel as though X’s clue may be too far fetched for it given what we do know.
Dudley:Hey accidents happen all the time. And it may not be that big of a crime, someone could’ve just taken the cookie from the cookie jar.
Linda:Yeeaaaah, but I think the truth is actually Primes secret. But if that’s the case then I don’t know anyone who does that.
Eddie:Well you don’t have to rely on that clue only.
Linda:Right…I’m still saying Widget form Wow Wow Wubbzy then. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her wear a helmet before but as an inventor she is very cautious.
Kokoro:*bunny mask* I’m saying Widget too, but I’m saying it due to her ballet being the truth. We have seen her do it before and was pretty good at it.
Eddie:And I’m saying that it’s another Beastars character, Haru from Beastars! The truth however, is actually X. The one who fell was Louis as he got resigned from the acting club that wall his “fallout” in a sense and Legoshi had fallen in love with him!
Dudley:And I say that it’s Charlie Emily and the clue package is helmet. She cares about the safety of the kids but the puppet can’t put on a helmet!
“Blonc”:Oh I like that guess, but I actually think it’s Roxanne Wolf.
Eddie:Roxanne Wolf?
“Blonc”:Uh yeah, Roxxane. She never wears a helmet in her artwork when she races in the go-kars. That’s…probably a safety hazard right?
Eddie:When the heck was she ever safety-first?
“Blonc”:You can blame that virus or whatever for messing with her systems. And besides, with her inflated ego you know she probably was just being humble to hide the truth of her identity! She probably was really proud of her work but won’t say it.
Linda:But isn’t Roxanne a little…Taller?
“Blonc”:SHE-IS-A-ROBOT-HEIGHT-CAN-BE-ADJUSTED.
Meowth:Well whoever it is we certainly loved that performance. But Drizzile still has a song of her own to sing. Go ahead miss Drizzile, the stage is all yours.
Drizzile:Thank you Mr.Meowth. I know that I might not be the best person to have at a party, but I’ve been learning to have some fun thanks to my friends. They even recommended this song to me at one point. Here’s hoping I get it right.
“Blonc”:Trust me I hope so too. Considering how awful last one was that is.
Drizzle:Save your insults for after the song.
Song (Ashura-Chan by Ado):https://youtu.be/jdwQKUKevOA
Dudley:Woah, in terms of good performances we’ve had 4 out of 4. Were they saving the best for last.
“Blonc”:Yeah. Then again considering everyone else was hot piles of garbage that isn’t really saying much.
Drizzle:*relieved* See? That wasn’t so hard was it.
Dudley:Here’s a random question:Why are you such a negative nelly?
“Blonc”:Because ultimately it’s true! No one here has had a good performance tonight. All you guys are doing is having a karaoke contest in costumes. And barely any of the songs had the word party in it.
Meowth:Well no, but they have party-like themes. *shakes head* W-wait hold on that's besides the point! Your’e almost as bad as those 3.
Cluetwo Prime:*annoyed* Hey we’re right here you know.
Meowth:I do know. And since you're here, you may as well give off the final truths and a lie.
Cluetwo Prime:That was the plan, so let’s get to it!
Cluetwo Y:Drizzle has control over the element of fire.
Cluetwo Prime:She loves eating noodles when she isn’t in the middle of a big battle.
Cluetwo X:And her preferred weapon is that of the sword!
Linda:Hmmm, so the truth is that she’s a sword fighter then?
Kokoro:*thinking* Perhaps maybe Sayaka Maizono from Puella Magi Madoka. The other clues cancel out. We know she doesn't control fire and we never seen Sayaka eating Noodles before.
Dudley:Oh! If the noodle thing is the true thing then maybe this is someone with a huge appetite! If that’s the case then maybe it’s actually Kyoko Sakura? She’s often associated with eating. Heck sometimes she eats while she fights.
Linda:That does make some sense when you put it like that. an interesting guess but then the truth wouldn’t work because of fire association. I think it might be Yachiyo Nanami from the Magia Record Spinoff. Her favorite food is udon noodles and she controls water, not fire, and she dosen’t use a sword but a spear. Se? I did some actual research and didn’t just smooch off guesses.
Kokoro:*sighs* I suppose that was a bit harsh of me to see.
Eddie:I think that I’m with Dudley. She dosen’t actually control fire, it’s just an effect in her transformation used. I can understand the confusion though.
“Blonc”:I know exactly who this is, and it isn’t a magical girl. Infact, I believe none of these so-called “truths” are true at all! Infact, the person underneath it isn’t a girl at all.
Eddie:I mean it still could be an adolescent male, but I doubt it.
“Blonc”:Yes it could still be. But it isn’t.
Dudley:Well then who is it?
“Blonc”:It’s Bjork.
# is a girl.
“Blonc”:Bjork. Is. A. Woman. Get your facts straight.
Eddie:Well any evidence pointing it being Bjork?
“Blonc”:Evidence 1:Both of them suck. Evidence 2:Have you ever seen Bjork in the same room as the Intellemon? Evidence 3:I’m Ken Jeong the shit out of these guesses! How the heck idd you not realize that already?
Everyone:...Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
“Blonc”:The truth is, Blonc “Two Shot” Partee, dosen’t do his research. He just says whatever he feels like because he doesn't care to know enough to know about the personal lives of the contestants anyways. So Blonc, who is me in case you forgot, just says the most out of left field stuff to keep it entertaining.
Drizzile:Well I can’t tell you if I’m Bjork or not…but I’m probably not Bjork.
“Blonc”:No kidding. There’s you aren’t Bjork. She at least has SOME talent. Not to mention how young you son, unlike those old bags in the Mew suits.
Cluetwo Y:Hey, we aren’t that old!...Or are we? Either way that’s rude.
Cluetwo X:Calm down Mr.Y, there’s no need to get your head twisted like that.
Cluetwo Prime:Besides, you’ve all behaved so well, why don’t we give you another clue?
*The screen glitches and on it a boomerang appears*
Cluetwoprime:This clue may be a bit to young for to our prime audience, but your parents are going to love it!
Meowth:A boomerang? Wonder what that could mean?
“Blonc”:I don’t know. Maybe they’re form Australia or something?
Linda:...Actually, I think I might know who these are, and not in a Ken Jeong way.
Meowth:Well unfortunately we won’t be able to hear your shocking revelation anytime soon, because it’s time for the vote.
“Blonc”:Yeah thats’ right folks. Time to see which one of these guys are moving straight to the finals.
Meowth:*thinking* For this round you have to have two names down. The first name is either of Emboar or Meowscarda with the second name either Zangoose or Drizzile. The two with the most votes will automatically move on to the next round and the two with the least will face off in the duel. Whoever wins the duel will take the final spot. You can only vote once!
Party Duel:So Vote Wisely!
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