After finishing his breakfast, Salad rubbed his belly and prodded his navel. He loved tender moments like this, and he always wanted to keep his baby safe in his womb—safe from the dangers of the outside world. Suddenly, he felt something trickling out from between his legs.

“That’s odd,” Salad pondered. “Seems I forgot to get up and go to the- oow!!”

Salad was interrupted by the first contractions of his baby’s arrival. He knew what to do now, so Salad quickly left his bed and got the necessities for when he was done giving birth. Afterwards, Salad took off his underwear and sat upright on his bed.

“AAAAAUGH!! It hurts!” Salad cried. “I can’t do this!”

It almost seemed like an hour passed while Salad was in labor. The pain was so intense that his eyes began to water.

“I’m so sorry for- AAGH- taking this long to bring you into this world.” Salad breathed heavily. “I want to hold you in my arms, I really do, but it- AAAAUGH- it hurts so bad!”


it’s gonna be father’s day in the next several minutes where I am so why not celebrate by drawing Salad Fingers giving birth? this might as well be a direct sequel to the drawing I made of him eating porridge. btw that’s his other leg sticking up from underneath the blanket.